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Two own kids and preparing for the adoption of a third one.
At least in The Sims I’m living my dream life.
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guys will try to flirt with me, like dude leave me alone you’re not old enough to be my father.
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bestie, I just found this and it made all your fics run through my mind at the same time
I'M. SCREAMING AND CRYING OH MY GOD
I'm gonna use this for a yandere fic omg
I mean it's already the theme line of all my fics already but holy shit so many ideas
THANK YOU SO MUCH LOVE 😭♥️
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Spending thirty minutes replying to a message only to accidentally delete it 😩
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want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)
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*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad
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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change
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I put in my freakin’ business email address. Wonder why I didn’t get any call backs when I was sending out my resumes…
im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.
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I watched Card Counter yesterday.
I have some stuff to say about the plot, but that’s not the point of this post.
What I need to say is: new kind of attraction has been unlocked.
Oscar Isaac in the military uniform.
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museum curator steven grant announces the newest additions to the national art gallery
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Am I excited to be getting new tattoos (2/3 marvel related) this Thursday?
Yes.
Did my body betrayed me by giving me my period, making me dizzy, dying of an knee-bending pain, and bloated?
That would also be correct, yes.
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me to me: you stress me out
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In love with how Oscar Isaac’s character in In secret really said I like you my friend, but I like your wife more. Iconic motherfuxker, honestly.
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