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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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I cried the first time I saw them in real life

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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You never recover from being weird in middle school

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there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

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Being nefarious with mama

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so simon & schuster sent my boss and i a bunch of scanned nancy drew covers so we can use them for various parts of our project and most covers had two files, one with text one without

except for nancy drew and the hidden staircase which i guess they started to remove the title on and then stopped so they just sent us

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nothingburger 🇺🇸 -> empa-nada 🇦🇷

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the flag of new york (state) is in most ways a pretty averagely bad us state flag but imo the worst thing about it is that the seal of new york (state) on the flag prominently features Lady Liberty (obvious symbolism that a lot of people associate with new york!) except without the design the statue of liberty uses? they don't even need to remove the text at the bottom just make lady liberty look more like lady liberty it's literally the flag of new york (state)

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I reblog for a second time because @morethanonepage you could not have possibly known how bad I needed this and yet you always deliver, my friend

Pallid Bat, photographed by Lauren Belcher, (source)