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@keithbutgay

Played Date everything... I need Mateo Manta BAD
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“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*
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Hey y'all, I am selling some yarn for a friend to help her clean out her horde and have listed it on ebay. Almost all of it is lace weight but there's a little bit of worsted in there, as well. If you or a loved one would benefit from some beautiful lace weight yarn, please take a look.

If you don't need any yarn right now, consider reblogging this post so I can get it in front of someone who does. Thank you!
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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.
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if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit
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If i wanted to think about some angst I would think about a world where Curt and Owen never actually got to be properly together before the Russian affair. Curt's "the feelings we had for each other" line would be the first time either of them acknowledged it in words. They had known of course but never fully acted upon it. And they would never get the chance to. Clearly.
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i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis
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I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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Anyone need help roasting their marshmallows? :3
Itty bitty summer dragon stickers ♡
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not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold
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I love when artists making bird characters accidentally make them trans bc they don't know about the sexual dimorphism
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i feel like i had a falling out with my dear friend the concept of the musical adamandi /silly
ive been wanting to change my url for a while but i finally did it like everywhere im active and i feel so different :PPPP /silly
anyway hiii hows it going im so bad at like. remembering to talk to friends (i have literally 1 group chat im active in with like my 2 irl friends :PPP)
(im prestonmonterey if that wasnt clear idk if you saw my url change haha)
yeah i recognized ur pfp and investigated dont worry :)) ur really real though it felt like the end of an era when i changed mine
dont worry about that either i have like 1 irl friend and 2 online friends that i talk to regularly and everyone else just kind of falls into the void
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