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who wants to call while i clean my room because otherwise i cant do shit PLEASE PLEAS EPELASE
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Happy birthday, freak :)
thanks king
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wish me happy birthday or else i'll have sex with your mom and make your parents get a divorce
#<- okay but what if. mt grandparenrs r divorced as well😭😭 i have great grandparents who r divorced too😭😭#<- i'll have sex with everyone in your family above the age of consent
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wish me happy birthday or else i'll have sex with your mom and make your parents get a divorce
#what if theyre alrdy divorced#<- i'll still have sex with your mom but i'll also have sex with your dad#and then the discourse from that will make your grandparents divorce
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chat the day just started lmao i posted that at midnight i've only just woken up lol
but nah the agenda today is finish the remaining five hours of my drive home and then sleep in my own bed for the first time in a week
wish me happy birthday or else i'll have sex with your mom and make your parents get a divorce
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wish me happy birthday or else i'll have sex with your mom and make your parents get a divorce
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on it boss 🫡🫡🫡
and thank you king
wish me happy birthday or else i'll have sex with your mom and make your parents get a divorce
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wish me happy birthday or else i'll have sex with your mom and make your parents get a divorce
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awh man
you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died
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just got ice cream from a little place in colorado and the cashier was the prettiest person i've seen in my life and me being the gay little man that i am tried to flirt and it just like. went straight over bros head im gonna like explode
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been driving for like a full 24 hours and we're still in texas what the fuck
#going to colorado#we're finally to the part where i can see antelope out in pastures next to cows#who are actually supposed to be there#the antelopes jumped the fences
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guess who just got broken up with!! record time honestly
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YOU HAVE A PARTNER?
I THINK SO?
#asked maybe answered#ray !!#i mean like. we skipped the “what are we” stage and went straight from the talking stage to “i love you” five times daily so#i dunno
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boyfiend said he was gonna sing me creep in my native language and started meowing 😓😓
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literally just got ft with my partner for the first time all day and then less than two minutes later their mom calls. this is homophobia
#not that i'm really on here very much anymore#but i might give him a tag#uhhhhhh#i'll figure it out later#she's not even on here it's not like they'll care
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is jacking off enjoyable like. genuine question
#these are the real questions#like when i do it i barely feel anything bro i dont get it idk#<- nah fr like am i doing it wrong or like what#mild nsft
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you cannot piss me off more than telling me how to do my hobby. that i do for fun.
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