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LO update. this is the best day of my life

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“A Helping Hand”

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the next LO update will add the option to politely ask mutt to split 5 bucks into coins. please

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Today's bird is this Australasian swamphen aka Pūkeko. They run up to me because I come round to feed ducks and they know that

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Officially licensed sticker showing Mario getting full marks on all his tests, from Japan.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Me if I were a rambunctious mobile phone

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trips and falls and one million pictures of assorted goobers fall out of my pockets

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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#willabeeferocious

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I saw a memelord storing nuts for the winter in a hollow stump so I killed it with my rifle butt

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