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fae hobie who's just so pretty....sparkly freckles against his pretty dark skin,, so much shiny jewelry that can't help but catch your eyes.. it's so easy to get mesmerized by him, to give yourself to him.

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So what if he steals you away? He feeds you mushroom stew and makes you flower crowns, and keeps you dumb on his cock. He has you hypnotized. You feel high around him. He owns you and he's mean. He gets enraged at the mere thought of anyone else having you.

UGGHHH

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Fae hobie would totally use vines or spider webs to tie you up and have his way with you

Definitely has really long sharp nails and slightly sharp canines he is whimsical, beautifully haunting his aura screams danger run human

But you are so entranced you can't help but give yourself to him mind AND body

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He's so ethereal but so obviously dangerous looking. With claws and sharp teeth and a fierce look but flowers grow under his every step and his face is something almost godly. He lives in the darkest part of the forest, where birds don't sing and all you can hear is the wind through the trees. His heterochromatic eyes look at you with a possession and obsession. You gave him your name, you offered yourself to him in a silver platter. You told him thank you, you're indebted to him now.

Vines grow to hold you down, maybe your hypnotized by his beauty that you hardly notice the way he rips you underwear off of you. His cock is beautiful and ridged and presses at all the right places.

IM SCREAMING

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I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT FAE!HOBIE PUH LEASE I BEG 🙏

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FAE HOBIE FAE HOBIE !!!!!!

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IM TWEAKING BRUH!!!! innocent reader who has no idea about the rules or dealing with a faerie and gives Hobie their name. He owns them now, he intends to keep them.

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I've missed a few days, who's fae Hobie....

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Fae is short for faerie. A mythological creature. Idk how to really explain it- fuck sorry :((((

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FUCK- NOW I WANNA WRITE FAE HOBIE. IM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

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Hobie can't find Diane. He hasn't seen her in days. And sure, he's not one to worry. But how could he not? He checks everywhere, and then as a final resort - he asks Miles.

"You've seen Di?"

Miles gives him a sympathetic look. "Hobie, I'm really sorry." He says, and for a second Hobie thinks something is wrong. But no, it's even worse than he can imagine.

"I...I got her into this anime and now... I don't know man."

Miles introduces Disco-Spider Diane to Anime

[Aka Diane loves Gojo and writes smut on the DL]

Now Hobie has NEVER been jealous in his life. He'd be damned before he lets himself get jealous.

But when your girl is laid up on the couch watching JJK for two weeks straight and you walk in on her staring at this on the screen???

Going "Gojo~ 🥺 ... Sigh..."

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When she starts watching BNHA, it's game over.

She's always talking about how cool Dabi is and how she wishes she had a hot morally questionable superpowered boytoy to squeeze.

Meanwhile Hobie is sitting besides her like 'I guess I'm just chopped liver, ain't I 😭. Might as well take this bloody guitar and end my misery, why don'tcha?'

She sees one photo of Mirko and goes 'Oh my god, Bie. She's literally just like me right? Babe, she's just like me? I remind you of her right? We like.. the same person 🥺'

And then THE COSPLAY BEGINS. Not that Hobie is complaining about Diane walking around in sexy cosplay outfits. It's just weird when he compliments her outfit, and she's like "Thanks! I got it from-"

And then proceeds to show him the most ridiculous anime character ever.

It starts leaking into real life.

They're in the middle of fights and whenever they win she stops to do a Jojo pose.

She wears Sailor Moon cosplay to Spider Society HQ and loudly proclaims "I'm a Sailor Scout. Not a Spider-person."

(Spider-Scout, the half Sailor-Scout, half Spider-person is not amused)

She says very loudly during a meeting "OMG isn't Miguel like, Levi from Attack on Titan but tall? Like he has to use the lazer webs to fly in the air the same way Levi needs the wires to kill Titans and-

And everyone is like GIRL WHAT and Gwen, the only other person who has ACTUALLY seen AOT is like "No?? Diane. What are you talking about??"

It all comes to a head finally when one day Hobie comes to eat lunch with Diane.

He's always fashionable late within reason, but he walks into the cafeteria to see Diane hunched over a notebook, writing away.

That's rare.

With her dyslexia, Diane hardly ever writes - typically Hobie reads books outloud, recording them on cassette tapes for Diane to listen to later. But here she was, scribbling away.

And even in her twisted tiny handwriting he could make out the words

'Gojo x Black!Reader: Eyes like Oceans'

Hobie has no idea what the word 'Smut' means, but she's written it all over the page with the words "MINORS DON'T READ!!!!"

When he asks what he's doing, she jumps out her skin.

Hobie fights back a smile. And maybe even a laugh. "You writing fanfiction?"

"Maybe. No. Yes."

"What? You think Imma tease you? Can't be that bad can it-"

Cue Hobie reading most raunchiest, detailed, hoe-ish Gojo smut imaginable while Diane sits there like

Meanwhile Hobie side-eying the hell outta her 😭😭

She's like "We don't need to talk about the blindfold part-"

"And the part with the spankin-"

"I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT."

Finally, after weeks - Hobie caves.

He agrees to watch ONE anime with her and Miles, cause he wants his girl back wth 😭😭

Miles gets to choose - and he chooses one he thinks Hobie will like: Death Note.

Hobie doesn't just like it - HE LOVES IT.

Except....

"Oi, why's this L coming after Light? Mans is in the right."

"Uhhh?? No??? He's killing people with a magical notebook. L is in the right."

"And I kill people with a guitar, ain't no difference."

"Yes there is-"

"Oh but when Jogo kills people it's fine but when I-"

"FIRST OF ALL his name is Gojo and second of all Do NOT bring up my man. Hobie we will get to brawling right now, don't test me-"

Meanwhile Miles is like "WILL THE TWO OF YOU SHUT UP 😭😭😭😭 GODDAAAMMNN."

.... They agree to disagree. And Miles regrets his decision.

Now Everytime Hobie catches her watching anime Hobie will point at the screen at Diane's character crush and go "Bet I could beat his arse" - just to establish dominance.

Is he jealous? NO! Is Gojo his mortal enemy because he stole his girl without even being real? YES!!!

It's okay Hobie. Just cosplay as Sasuke Uchiha and you'll have her back right away. Maybe.

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IF I DON'T WRITE SIREN HOBIE I'LL WRITE FAE HOBIE TO MAKE UP FOR IT!!!!

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It's the funniest thing where i set up a pol because I want your opinion but then never use it cuz I've made up my mind halfway thru

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OH.MY.FUCKIN.GOD

"Until he does..."

AKGGKFKFKFKFK MY BRAIN IS ACTIVELY ROTTING ITS SO BEAUTIFUL 😭😭😭

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I SO BADLY WANNA DO SIREN HOBIE BUT ALSO PIRATE HOBIE IS SO APPEALING TOO :((((

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Siren Hobie who sinks ships of colonizers to protect his home. Siren Hobie who leaves treasures he finds on shore for the local people. Siren Hobie who takes a liking to reader who frequently sits on rocks by the sea and starts to leave trinkets where you will find them. Siren hobie who's dressed in pretty things and pearls and jewels and sea weed and is so so hauntingly beautiful. Siren Hobie who wants you to himself but knows what his voice does. He knows that if he speaks to you, if he sings to you, he is leading you to your death. Siren Hobie who gets closer and closer to you until you see him, sitting so pretty on a rock. You swim out to him and almost drown but he saves you. It feels good to save someone. Siren Hobie who grows closer to you but never speaks. Until he does, and he has the most beautiful baritone voice. You're infatuated with him, you'd follow him anywhere he asked.

I Can't say anymore but IM OBSESSED WITH HIM

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forcing loser!hobie not to cum yet nd watch as he whines “you’re gonna make me cum” over and over as he fucks into you. hips stuttering and hands gripping so hard it leaves bruises, tears pricking his eyes cus he's so close but you haven't said he's allowed to cum yet.

-🕸 I'm back

I love orgasm denial. Cooing and petting his head while he fucks you. He's so obedient. The sweet baby :(((

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Siren Hobie who gifts reader the trinkets they steal from colonizers they lure. frfr

Siren Hobie who sinks ships in your name and drags chests full of treasure to you to please you.

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MIGHT I BE COMING BACK FROM RETIREMENT???? I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!!

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Speaking of fae hobies

Siren hobie who end up luring in pirates ship to crash only to end up picking one of humans in it keeping up alive instead of eating him for sake of entertainment

Siren Hobie coming soon???

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In the mood to write a siren Hobie fic frfr