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please protect this bi blueberry

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Hondo: Is that really Ezra?

Sabine: Most of the time.

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MOST OF THE TIME."

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Here’s your reminder that the blueberry deserves protection

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Isn’t this how Season Two ended? Well, isn’t it?

Art by myself and characters belong to their respective owners.

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That time has passed, and our future is uncertain…

It was different for me, Ezra…

Everything was different back then…

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Things I have said to my friends RP starters

”“For the last time, I do not have a fruit fetish.”

“Oh, fuck you and your gorgeous butt.”

“Does your hair obey the laws of physics?”

“___, stop Donald Trumping the lunch hall.”

“Sing that once more, and I’ll punch you.”

“Daaamn, that’s a sexy rectangle.”

“Run. Run far away from this conversation.”

“___, no.”

“Yaaaay! Smothering hug!”

“You have got to be bloody kidding me.”

“Are you sure you’re positive you’re positive, you’re sure?”

“Oh, it always comes back to Stalin, doesn’t it?”

“Sorry, I’m in love with Black Panther.”

“Does eating the ring count as an ‘I do’?”

“You can’t win with me.”

“You are 12, how the hell do you know that?”

“Do not encourage him.”

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Hiatus.

I’m taking a little break to get my muse back. I will be back, if only to do the replies I have drafted. I’m gonna explore one of my OCs, and I hope I can get back to you lot soon!.

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Drafts: I see you, motherfucker. I see you staring at me. You want a piece of this? Huh? Huh?! You wanna take me on?!

Me: *slowly backs away*

Drafts: Yeah, that's what I thought.

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MUNDAY FUNDAY! Ask ANYTHING about the mun. The MUSE will answer!

Whether the mun likes it or not!

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Character solidifying!

1. How does your character think of their father? What do they hate and love about him? What influence - literal or imagined - did the father have? 2. Their mother? How do they think of her? What do they hate? Love? What influence - literal or imagined - did the mother have? 3. Brothers, sisters? Who do they like? Why? What do they despise about their siblings? 4. What type of discipline was your character subjected to at home? Strict? Lenient? 5. Were they overprotected as a child? Sheltered? 6. Did they feel rejection or affection as a child? 7. What was the economic status of their family? 8. How does your character feel about religion? 9. What about political beliefs? 10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted? 11. How do they see themselves: as smart, as intelligent, uneducated? 12. How does their education and intelligence – or lack thereof - reflect in their speech pattern, vocabulary, and pronunciations? 13. Did they like school? Teachers? Schoolmates? 14. Were they involved at school? Sports? Clubs? Debate? Were they unconnected? 15. Did they graduate? High-School? College? Do they have a PHD? A GED? 16. What does your character do for a living? How do they see their profession? What do they like about it? Dislike? 17. Did they travel? Where? Why? When? 18. What did they find abroad, and what did they remember? 19. What were your character’s deepest disillusions? In life? What are they now? 20. What were the most deeply impressive political or social, national or international, events that they experienced? 21. What are your character’s manners like? What is their type of hero? Whom do they hate? 22. Who are their friends? Lovers? ‘Type’ or ‘ideal’ partner? 23. What do they want from a partner? What do they think and feel of sex? 24. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually? 25. What are their hobbies and interests? 26. What does your character’s home look like? Personal taste? Clothing? Hair? Appearance? 27. How do they relate to their appearance? How do they wear their clothing? Style? Quality? 28. Who is your character’s mate? How do they relate to him or her? How did they make their choice? 29. What is your character’s weaknesses? Hubris? Pride? Controlling? 30. Are they holding on to something in the past? Can he or she forgive? 31. Does your character have children? How do they feel about their parental role? About the children? How do the children relate? 32. How does your character react to stress situations? Defensively? Aggressively? Evasively? 33. Do they drink? Take drugs? What about their health?  34. Does your character feel self-righteous? Revengeful? Contemptuous? 35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures? 36. Do they like to suffer? Like to see other people suffering? 37. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories? 38. Are they basically negative when facing new things? Suspicious? Hostile? Scared? Enthusiastic? 39. What do they like to ridicule? What do they find stupid? 40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one? 41. Is your character aware of who they are? Strengths? Weaknesses? Idiosyncrasies? Capable of self-irony? 42. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain? 43. Does your character have any secrets? If so, are they holding them back? 44. How badly do they want to obtain their life objectives? How do they pursue them? 45. Is your character pragmatic? Think first? Responsible? All action? A visionary? Passionate? Quixotic? 46. Is your character tall? Short? What about size? Weight? Posture? How do they feel about their physical body? 47. Do they want to project an image of a younger, older, more important person? Does they want to be visible or invisible? 48. How are your character’s gestures? Vigorous? Weak? Controlled? Compulsive? Energetic? Sluggish? 49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent? 50. What are the prevailing facial expressions? Sour? Cheerful? Dominating?

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Hey, guys! So sorry for all the inactivity. I'll try to get sone done soon!

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Inquisitor Ezra Bridger: The Starkiller

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People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

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HI, YES I WILL TRY TO DO SOME REPLIES TODAY.

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how it happend

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Lemme get this straight: Maul gets cut clean in half and somehow survives because “his rage is too strong to let him die”. Then he survives his subsequent insanity and spider-leg phase (which…dafuq even…????????). Then he gets new legs and his mind put back together by Mother Talzin. THEN he survives a second fight with Obi-Wan, AND getting the shit electrocuted out of him by Sidious, and then whatever the hell happened between then and “Twilight of the Apprentice”, which he SURVIVED.

And yet all of these wonderful, fascinating, compelling ladies get killed off for bullshit never to return to the Star Wars saga?

Here, let me try something:

Padme fakes her death and goes into hiding on Alderaan as one of Breha’s attendants (because I will always and forever have this headcanon gdi).

Asajj is resurrected by latent Dark Side energy/Nightsister magick because her grave is in a thing called THE WATER OF FUCKING LIFE.

Maketh Tua was gravely wounded in the explosion on Lothal, and the Ghost crew couldn’t get to her to confirm her death. She was found later and treated for months.

Seventh Sister became a vessel for an offshoot of all that Sith energy swirling around and was resurrected because “your work isn’t done yet” (interpret as you will).

Steela managed to twist her body enough that her fall and landing did do some serious damage, but she was only knocked out when Ahsoka and Lux next saw her and assumed she was dead. Like Tua, her recovery was long and mostly in secret, but she did recover.

There. I just fixed like 85% of the problem SW seems to have towards its ladies in one Tumblr post. What’s your excuse, Lucasfilm peeps?