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Aw fuck I've been targeted

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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The monthly routine yk how it goes

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GUYS FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND UNHOLY, PLEASE DON'T MESS WITH THE PRINTER. IF THERE IS LITERALLY ANYTHING I'VE LEARNED FROM IT STEM COURSES ITS THAT PRINTERS ARE DEADLY DANGEROUS DEATH MACHINES AND I AM SCARED OF THEM. IF ITS A LASER PRINTER?! PRAY TO EVERYTHING IT DOESN'T DEVELOP A CONSCIOUS

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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people have to stop thinking of being touch-starved as like. an allosexual thing. my ace ass is perfectly capable of experiencing the skin hunger thank you very much

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Oop- hiiii 👋

@f1nch-1s-dead hi so it won't let me answer this ask for some reason but 👋

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diversity loss! the aro webcomic has a confirmed instance of a couple getting together who met via its fandom!

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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Credit for the Elias art goes to @ggracee

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i love listening to people i care about infodump like yessss tell me about the thingy

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"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.

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I CALL FOR THE RISE OF TEAHOLDING. ITS BETTERRR

tma fandom sure is something

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MOTH. LOVE MOTH. GIB MOTH . bats, foxes, and possums also good

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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I love when my nuerodivergence about Greek mythology lets me write some fire poems lol. This is the best piece I've written so far, and it definitely holds a little piece of my soul. Anyways, enjoy!

Icarus

He said to the sun you are lovely

And he said of the sun it is love

They said of the sun it is deadly

A harbinger of doom above

He saw in the sun it's beauty

And he saw how the sun bears its gaze

Upon the world ever as sharply

As the finest and brightest of blades

Now my soul bears the name Icarus

And you shine as bright as the sun

I'll tell you of all the same beauty

Despite how they beg me to run

And you know how I saw you there sitting

Saw you on the terrace of skies

And you see that I saw those flames licking

Saw those sparks like heretics fly

Did he see how the sun glared daggers

At those who still worked in the sun

Did he wonder why light always scatters

Why it fights with the river when it runs

Did he question the suns lovely cruelty

Why she punishes, shadows, and stares

Did he ask why the sun watches crudely

While humans all flounder, and flail

And now I call myself Icarus

As I watch how you carry the sun

And I know you are truth, you're veritas

And I'll tell you how you are the one

And if I said I loved you you'd listen

If I said I need you you'd care

But when you see me drown you'll do nothing

I know when I die you'll just stare

He saw then his wings feathered waxwork

An idea showing true on his face

Hell let his broad wings make light work

Of lifting him off into space

And I am feathered as Icarus

Yet molten wax drips on my head

And I realize that I wasn't built for this

A prophecy that was unsaid

He sees how his visage is melting

He sees as he'll reach for the star

And the problem is long past helping

He knows he's too high, too far

And now I see myself Icarus

His face staring back as I fall

From the ocean, his watery likenesses

Watch as we sink, one and all

We are the same, we are Icarus

And yet too we are bodies to be

As we fight with the ocean’s belligerence

As we twirl and flail under the sea

We share this fate, we are Icarus

As poseidon's rough hands clamp down

And we see how you always wanted this

How you smile as we give up and drown

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Just started Playing BOTW recently, had the most funny experience ig? First of all, this is my first Zelda game. Sure, I've watched my dad play ocarina of time and stuff as a kid, and I might have played one of them for a few minutes. But this is the first time I've consciously tried to Zelda. With that ok it of the way oh my freaking goodness I had such a hard time. First of all, from my personal experience currently (I like legit just got out of the newbie cage thingy ) the gameplay is so similar to genshin impact like what the? Don't get me wrong there's a lot of differences but they feel veryyy similar currently (that mountain is legit dragonspine all over again and I *hated* it) secondly, *WHAT THE HECK IS THE COOKING MECHANIC*. I spent *days* trying to figure out how TF to cook because it never told me and I was confused AF about it. Dying every two minutes for the game to be like "hey you suck go cook a meal to fix that" like okay but HOW. Eventually I gave up and googled it but like. Sadge