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homer's relationship with his father is incredibly complicated , a layer of bitterness and hatred , one that goes both ways - but some of the ways modern!homer treats abe ... absolutely not . the back and forth spats are very real , but it's based on mutual respect and love , a warped version , but one that is very , very real . homer and abe are all each other have of the simpson line , they treasure that . they'd go to war for each other .

to add onto that , bart is only ever truly seen by abe , that's is grandpa , that's basically his father in ways homer never will be towards him . abe is adored by marge , lisa , bart and maggie ; and he's loved by homer . the elder abuse displayed in the show does not exist .

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* ᯓ 🍩.࿔ 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 , more fittingly ; teenage girls say the most existential sentences that were far too complicated to process ; ava reminded him a little - a lot , of his little lisa . saying things he doesn't understand , it doesn't matter how much was explained , he was left staring blankly and feeling a little more dumb ( HE DOESN'T MIND , how can he when his little girl was a genius in the making ? ) in ava's case , he has half a mind to gently shove her into his house and have marge deal with her , or lisa , whoever discovers her first , she'd fit in a little too well with them he thinks . ava has him laughing , controlled and near polite , but humoured and invested all the same ❛ i don't know half of the words that came out of that mouth , little lady . but you seem to know what you're saying ; so i'll take your word for it . you should make a tv show , ever thought a'that ? it'll make quite the program . ❜

@sinshosted .

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⌗ F4THCR : the three little sentences that will get you through life : ¹ cover for me ²   oh , 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎 , boss ! ³ it was like 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 when i got here ⠀ ━━━━ a 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 + 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚕 of 𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖘𝖔𝖓 ᶠʳᵒᵐ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 ( characterisation based within THE TRACY ULLMAN SHOW and SEASON 1 - 6 with 7+ influences ) / SIDE BLOG TO @ MAFICSC .

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* ᯓ 🍩.࿔ㅤ𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐉𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐃'𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 , not wasting a moment as arm curled around neck as homer pulled him into a half hug , laughter ringing out as the golden brown liquid spilled over the side of the glass with the movement . moe's wasn't the cleanest place , or the most welcoming , it didn't even have the best beer . but for homer , it was a second home and the anti socials within were the only friends he had , to have a stranger not only roll into springfield , but to then take refuge within the establishment that most ran from ; homer couldn't help himself constantly approaching the man until he actually spoke .

❛ you're makin' me want to send it more - tell you what , i'll let you pick out the colour if you keep your end of the deal , but instead of blowing up my family , you blow up my place of work . ❜ not a good thing to say considering WHERE he works , but if there's one thing about moes ; ANYTHING GOES , fat tony and his crew saw to that given it was a mob hang on , on top of whatever shady things moe does on the side when nobody was looking ; probably some messed up shit , if what he was so blatant about was anything to go by . ❛ i do love a package of destruction . ❜

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Jarod knows that Homer is joking.  There is only one possible interpretation of that dopey grin on his stupid face.  But just because it’s a joke doesn’t mean it can’t still piss him off.  If anything, the fact that the other thinks he’s being cute and funny only makes Jarod madder.

“You do that, and I’ll send you a package,” he says before promptly realizing how that sounds.  His face goes bright red, though whether it is from embarrassment or rage is hard to say.  “In the mail, I mean.”  He waves his hands in exasperation.  “A bomb.  I’m gonna mail you a package.  With a bomb in it.”  Saying that out loud might be a bad idea, just waiting to get caught, but he thinks Homer might be too stupid to try reporting him, anyway.

“So, you better fuckin’ not, is what I’m saying—got it?”

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" how do you do it, homer ? raising kids . . . i just couldn't cut it today . all i wanted was a little version of me i can hold in my arms . " selma's words , rough against chords from years of smoking , shook with the emotions that racked through her ; her eyebrows drawn together , troubled , watching as marge quickly ran up the stairs to go check on bart and lisa ; the duff fair was a failure , a chance to take care of her niece and nephew , to get a taste of motherhood that has been so deprived of her merely ending in a bitter reminder that perhaps the universe was right in not allowing her to have children .

homer watched , they had never gotten on ; should he ever come across a genie , his first wish would be to eradicate them , painfully , from this planet so he would never had to deal with them again ; it would do the world good , wiping their hideous faces off of the planet . but all that said , perhaps homer had a slice of empathy for the woman after all - staring at her for a long moment as the twin got lost within herself , not quite in the room .

" having a mini you isn't a good thing . " and he had three of them , he loved his children , deeply , dearly ; though sometimes he thinks he holds a hatred , towards bart in particular , a mirror to himself that he at times couldn't stand . he was chaotic , messy ; not disciplined despite how hard he and marge try . then there was lisa , smart , brilliant with eyes of her mothers ; but she didn't fit in , homer struggled to understand her at certain points , but she's still his little girl , though smart , she was still eight . . . maggie , sweet maggie , not yet come into her own but homer knows she's going to take the world by storm ; perhaps even more so than lisa . selma is brought back to reality by his words , a sharp gaze that had homer trying to stop the eye roll . " i haven't figured it out yet . " he answered honestly , focus shifting from selma to the route upstairs " you'll have to ask marge . " homer struggles to be a father , marge was born to be mother ; sweet , kind , patient ; a woman he doesn't deserve . " marge is the only woman , person , i know that took to this whole parenting thing first try . " through the eyes of worship , the mistakes look like rituals " the rest of us figure it out and pray we don't end up creating the next small town horror story . kids are brats , they're loud and annoying and they're into some crappy tv shows . the bad days and the messes are just . . . apart of it , cut yourself some slack , and hey ; you're marge's sister . " he pats selma's back , rough and fleeting " maybe y'got the genes she has . " with that he breezed passed her , heading upstairs to check on marge and the kids .

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the death of maude haunts homer . he has reoccurring nightmares , night terrors that involve her ; marge insists that he goes to therapy , but naturally , that's not his style - it is something that gets addressed later on in life when he does go , but he simmers in that for years before he ever brings himself to really talk about it in depth . there have been moments , little things her and there between him , marge and ned - but it never goes anywhere professional despite them pushing homer to get help ( ned is messier , i feel like he's less about therapy and more about going through the church avenues , which is even worse than the trained pigs in suits , homers opinion . )

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small headcanon drop about homer , some have a mega post in their future :

autistic + adhd + ocd = the answers to the question 'what is wrong with this guy ?' when standing in front of homer .

his redemption arc , his healing arc . there are several episodes that i combine that lead to the event of his finality of changing , but ultimately that man got down on his knees and begged for one last chance from marge , from the kids . one more chance to finally do the right thing , and he does , damn it , he becomes the man marge always knew he was , the regret of not doing it sooner is probably what killed him in the end .

reluctant kpop listener ; thanks , lisa .

bisexual

marge and homer swing , there i said it ; these two have a better sex life than you . the horniest couple fuelled completely by sheer love .

best friends with the springfield mafia :3 well , him and fat tony are besties ; they have lunch together , the simpsons are actively protected by the mob , it's not a relationship based on debt or politics ; it's genuine .

bongo , homer's childhood dog , is completely canon and a core memory that haunts him ( abe working for burns to keep bongo alive is written within this , too )

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homer is competent at his job , pry that from my cold dead hands . he wasn't at first , not only did he lie on his cv , but i still keep that he was apart of 'project bootstrap,' an in universe project that was implemented by the ford administration to bring in unskilled workers within the work force ; but through time , practice , reading and most importantly , noticing patterns in the control room , he actually became pretty decent at his work . accidents have happened because of him , but they're not at all at the extreme level you see within the show . things that have happened , did so because of the lack of care burns has for the power plant because he's an absolute cheapskate ; things literally out of homer's control . homer could not for the life of him sit down and explain what it means to be a nuclear power plant inspector , but you can see him actually working and doing what he needs to do .

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THE SIMPSONS 08.06 | A Milhouse Divided

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the three little sentences that will get you through life : ¹ cover for me ²  oh , 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎 , boss ! ³ it was like 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 when i got here ⠀ ━━━━ a 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 + 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚕 of 𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖘𝖔𝖓 ᶠʳᵒᵐ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 ( characterisation based within THE TRACY ULLMAN SHOW and SEASON 1 - 6 with 7+ influences ) / SIDE BLOG TO @ MAFICSC .

𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗥⠀⠀:       river   .   twenty  six  .   england   .   mild to low activity   .   mutuals can dm for discord ( preferred method  of communication )   .   mdni   .   going forward , there will be dead dove   ⟋        𝗡𝗔𝗩𝗜⠀⠀:      ¹ 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐝 ² 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ³ 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 ⁴ 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 ⁵ 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 ⁶ 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

note : rules are just linked back to my johnny tightlips carrd , the only thing that doesn't really stand is the shipping corner . while shipping is still selective over here , it's down to me being completely in love with marge and homer's marriage and really being unable to stray from that very iconic dynamic ; that being said , it's something i'm open to with extreme plotting should a dynamic land on that ( i also heavily heacanon that marge and homer swing , but that dynamic IS super , duper selective . )

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hank scorpio &. homer simpson : the super best friends .