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Thats his real height/weight. What we see is an Illusion.
According to this fucking card (From the card game Lord of Vermillion) Jace Beleren is 6’ 6" and weighs 220 pounds!?!?!?!
HELLO??? H E L L O????
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Mythic Edition Thoughts: Post-Purchase
I said I loved the product. That has not changed.
I said I was fine with the price point. That’s still true.
I said I wish it were available worldwide. More true than ever.
I said I wish it were available at local game stores. This is not only still true, but I am now firmly in the “HasbroToyShop website needs to be taken out back and shot because it’s not only in extreme pain, but it’s a threat to everyone around it” camp
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Those are awesome


Praising the sun and a tragic conclusion. Two very cool commission pieces featuring Solaire of Astora I was able to work on.
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I BLESS THE RAIIIIIIIIIIIINS DOWN IN RAAAAAAAAAVNICAAAAAAAAAAA
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Finally done with these~ took about 3 days? got a cold so took bit longer than it should’ve hhh I am okay with how they turned out tho! ( disclaimer: im a terrible vorthos so these are very basic)
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Hi, hello, I have made a dumb Paradox Engine combo deck on MTG Arena and I cannot stop 69ing people with Banefire.
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Eidolonly buffet
A story produced from 4chans modern magic general about an angry delver player
@bace-jeleren you will enjoy this
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I ain't dead, I just don't like this site. To be 100% honest, I'm only here for 3 reasons:
-Awesome artwork
-Lewd stuff
-So nobody else can have the username I use for everything
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The awesome person who drew my profile picture!!!
https://ifunny.co/user/MorningCoffee?s=cl
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The Proxy Guy made these dual land “Map-sterpiece” mock ups and they are hawt
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So I tried out Aryel
Knight tribal’s got some issues. It can work but its not perfect.
Funny enough, running a vampire subtheme helps the deck. It feels very awkward to get buffs from it, but a lot of orzhov knights are also vampires (thanks Ixalan). There’s also some weird tutors for Knight tribal I didn’t expect.
As far as tribal tech goes.. yeah. Unless you get into “any tribe” tribal tech yeah. There’s not much.
And also Monarch is around I guess.
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Hello everyone, update here.
First off, thank you all for the amazing support over the past five years (!). It’s been incredible and continues to be so.
However, starting with September this year, things are going to start changing a little bit, as I’m moving away a bit further from altering to pursue my lifelong dream to become a tattoo artist. I’ve recently started an apprenticeship at a very lovely place in the Netherlands, and it’s quite time consuming to both study and work full time, on top of learning a new language.
Now, until further notice, commissions will still be accepted until my calendar is full to at least the end of the year, but please expect a bit more waiting time for new projects, as I won’t be able to take on as many commissions per month anymore.
Eventually, I’m going to move away from taking commissions completely, except for the occasional comfort zone commission, patreon pieces and selling original art alters, but for now there is still time. I thought it would be fair to let you all know beforehand.
Thanks for reading and stay awesome! <3
- Thomas
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Updated compilation post, now with gifs!
You can find these pendants and more here!
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Four rich fathers go golfing.
One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.
The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top! He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”
The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”
The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”
Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.
The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”
The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”
The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”
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