texts from the airport
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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Sir do u have a license
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Grumble grumble…
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway
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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb
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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
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They’re back
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i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media
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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?
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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
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