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CONGRATS ON 2MIL SUBS GEMINITAY!!!
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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee
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21/06/25
maybe friendship is magic
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double life except all the couples are decided by oli orionsound, who runs a love island-style dating show with all of them. because oli doesn't know everyone that well half the couples are completely random and awkward and because oli has such an intense bromance with jimmy he spends half the series trying to get jimmy to break up with his partner and get with him instead. also he does interviews with all the couples but always chooses the worst time to do them (e.g. asking scar if he's been feeling tensions recently whilst hes deep in a fight and on red).
it's called love life and it's perfect and i am not accepting criticism at this time thank you
No criticisms necessary this is the most brilliant thing since couple's therapist Oli TheOrionSound
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WOOO JUNGLE KINGDOM \o/!
(I finished this while nearly reduced to tears watching Vintage's stream. man I missed this server)
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[ cubfan50 ] icy
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Scar didn't know Doc's skin is a creeper. He just discovered this live on stream, today, in 2025. I'm dying
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Gem designs !!!! Silllyyyyyy the sillyyyy
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[day 100] took me a lot longer than 100 actual days to get here, but better late than never!
thank u to everyone who stuck around the past couple years even through the hiatus, and has put up with me turning the blog url into a lie by changing the schedule lol, it’s been fun to be back :]
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had the thought of Grian getting mad and swearing in galactic
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my favorite nonsense headcanon: winners get silly little marks like in warrior cats
for extra drama: the previous winner gets to decide where the next one's mark goes
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i cant stop thinking about bdubs getting upset with etho for protecting cleo and claiming it as a betrayal but etho is doing this in some desperate attempt to prove he's a protector because he couldn't protect bdubs like i feel sick you couldn't make this shit up
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We love zombiecleo
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Some doodles!
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wooooowwwwww joes new experiments with voxy mod are so cool
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LIKE THATS THOUSANDS OF BLOCKS OF NETHER AND OVERWORLD VIEWED AT THE SAME TIME
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xB's not a fish- or anything aquatic- at all.
Forests seem a little too lush- a little too dark, too dense- by his base. Wolves seem to like him just a little too much. His luck finding rarer ores isn't quite luck. Caves seem to grow and cave in around him in your peripheral, plants grow faster- wilder- when he's nearby. His teeth are both too sharp and not at once. He blends in a little too much with the foliage, disappearing the moment you look away. His takeovers of Ocean Monuments, past and present, are just a little too... parasitic. xB is, to put it simply, too much.
Would a guardian kill, farm, eat its own? Would a being of the sea drain its own home?
No, xB's not anything of the sea.
After all, why look for a Leviathan of the Land when you've already found one? Gem's a wonderful cover for him, and vice versa.
~🐑🌙
Ooo, love the idea of the land bending to his wishes, and him making the sea do the same
what's goin on with gem, too 👀?
also, there is a land animal (and sky animal, but that's not relevant) version of the leviathan :] here's passage on him
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Spider!Cleo :) Can just imagine her weaving tapestries and mini hermit dolls in her free time. Sometimes if she's bored enough, she'll set up entire plays and use her multiple legs to control the little puppets
im now imagining her doing that but with full-sized armor stands in people's bases to prank them
also, this one is kinda canon? but i don't want to ban non-typical headcanons just bc someone wore a skin 5 years ago or something, yk? so this is just fodder for you, anon :]
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