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^^^^^ This is my new account! Unfortunately I’ve lost the drive for Bartz on tumblr since their were a few complications. But I’ve been feeling better lately and wanting to do some rp! Please reblog, like and follow me there! Thanks for those who stuck around <3 throw ask memes my way or little things. This new account will be something to stay!

“I’ll use my axe if I have to.. But I’d rather be trying to help a different way..”

FFXIV OC RP BLOG || RP THREADS WITH MUTUALS BUT ASK MEMES FOR ALL || ACCEPTS CANON AND OC PLS LOVE MY GOLDFISH OK I’m up to getting some new friends and new roleplays going! Just look at my info and rules, then consider this lizard! PLEASE REBLOG AND LIKE OK? <3

Ok I was a little lazy to make a promo but I promise I will soon.

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//Screenshot dump of FC shenanigans ft. @ivory-paragon @sparkstick @katana-otoko and @facetious-wanderer

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A babe and her bandmates. 

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//Wait this is also me must reblog

Meeting of the birds.

Mr President @ Coeurl / FFXIV - ask about my FC!

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//I might not be around much on here anymore but my boss showcased me so gotta reblog! Das my Goldfish. Beatin up the Pres because we failed to get that small plot. HOUSING SUCKS RIGHT NOW

When your Turks get out hand and you have to fight them to regain that respect again.

Mr President @ Coeurl / FFXIV - ask about my FC!

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//when you have to study but SHB hype creepy angel aesthetic yes pls

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- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

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Send my muse a deadly sin and they’ll confess to something they’ve done related to that sin.

For reference: pride, greed, gluttony, lust, envy, sloth, and wrath.

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Send “📐” and I’ll redesign your muse in my style

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NON-SEXUAL FLIRTY STARTER PROMPTS

“There isn’t a word in the dictionary that can explain your type of beauty.”

“Can you send me a picture? I want to prove to all of my friends that angels really do exist.”

“You might need to call an ambulance… Missing you this much is killing me.”

“If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would belong to you.”

“They say nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing?”

“I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile.”

“Do you have a name… Or can I call you MINE?”

“Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you, not matter how hard I try not to.”

“Your smile could light up an entire city.”

“The moon and the sun are both jealous of how brightly you shine.”

“It may be cloudy out, but you create rays of sunshine wherever you go.”

“I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.”

“On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.”

“A hundred miles away and you’re still here right in my heart.”

“Of all the stars in the sky, there are none as beautiful as you.”

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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Emotional Manipulation Starters

Trigger warnings apply. Requested by anon. (Disclaimer: not all of these sentences are manipulative in a different context, and some can be used jokingly as well.)

“If you really cared about me, you’d do what I’m asking.” “Don’t you trust me?” “I wish I never met you, honestly.” “You’re the reason I’m upset.” “It’s all your fault.” “I guess you just don’t love me enough.” “You have to keep it a secret. I’ll find out if you tell anyone.” “Whatever. It’s not like I care.” “I could just leave, you know.” “Do you like them more than me?” “Who have you been talking to?” “I would do anything to make you happy, I just want you to do the same for me.” “You have to tell me. Not telling me is just as bad as lying.” “It would be so easy for me to find someone else.” “If you loved me, you’d tell me.” “It’s like you don’t even care about me.” “One day I’ll be dead and you’ll regret not being there when I needed it.” “Nobody really cares about me, not even you.” “No one will ever love you the way I do.” “If you leave me, I don’t want to even think about what I’ll do.” “I’ll just tell everyone you were abusing me.” “You have to. You owe me.” “I’ve made sacrifices for you, now you have to do the same.” “I’ll never forgive you.” “No, it’s fine. Just do whatever you want, I guess.” “Am I upset? Why, should I be?” “If you don’t come over tonight, I’m going to hurt myself.” “I never said that. You’re trying to confuse me.” “I think you hate me.” “I would do anything for you, so why wouldn’t you do the same?” “If you don’t do this, it’s because you don’t love me.” “You were there for them, but not me?” “Yes, if you love me, you would change for me.” “I’m wasting my time with you.” “Well, I guess I’m just useless, aren’t I?” “I know you didn’t say it, but you were thinking it.” “You hate me. I know you do.” “You can’t convince me I’m not just a burden to you.”

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Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

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Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

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//Haven’t been around, busy studying. Though soon enough things should start being on track!  So may be sending out asks or reblogging ask memes to pile up before i get to it. Thanks for the patient ones! <3

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//What are you doinnnn, reblog meeee <3

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