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Sztefan! Voiced and Managed by Miroslav Hašlerka!

Released February 7th, 2020; Sztefan is the personification of an old computer running Windows XP.

He's a radio officer for a military unit comprised entirely of robots. Despite his best efforts, he's not very well like by his unit, or by anyone really, due to his erratic behavior and lack of filter when speaking. He continually tries to come off as more normal, but just winds up seeming cold and distant. In truth though, Sztefan is a kind person, he's just also constantly making himself walk on eggshells to please people (mostly his superiors, militia n all). He prefers the company of people with mild personalities, and has a knack for graphic design.

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possible spy infestation

hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

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i can assure you i am not one of the voices. its the actual Craig you're talking to rn.

how's the weather up there anyway?

hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

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we're all sad.

hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

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the fact sphere has voted: yes.

For our next experiment, I will be putting Mr. Johnson in drag.

I had a scientist ask him what his drag name would be and he said "it's get-back-to-work-or-ill-fire-everyone-in-this-room". Further studies will need to be drawn, aka I'm going to draw him in a drag costume and he will like it.

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imagine pulling a woman, stay together for 3 years then they leave u for another but when u try to pull u cant pull anymore?

AAA-

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i have never used freedom units before until today wich was on accident and i feel like im slowly being Americanised...

the scary thing is that i was actually really close the height i meant to list in cm with no prior knowledge of the freedom unit...

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so that's why some of our inventions have been stolen, makes sense tbh

Kiss Kiss I'm divorced

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penis

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What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

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scientific name - Corpus spongiosum

also known as meat.

fact: In the 15th century, men thought that witches could steal their penises.

penis

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hello. @sillyjesterart @wheatley-science-official @eleanoranimates

(help i have no idea how yall memorise so many usernames and i have so many i forgor D:)

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

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had the misfortune of getting within 1 foot of a bag of takis at the store right..?

i bought it cus it look good right? plus i always wondered what they tasted like.

bro... i feel like my taste buds have been violated.

that shit sucks ass.

how do ppl like this...? AUUUGH I COULD TASTE THE RED 40.... i would pretty much rather lick the asbestos used in the enrichment spheres than ever put something like that in my mouth again.

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UTAU SZTEFAN SAVE ME...

AAAAUGHHH... A MAN...

image source: https://utau.fandom.com/wiki/Sztefan

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i just know there's a freak out there with a crush on the psychic tire from Rubber (2010)

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come on gordie