#gordon freeman

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

I like to imagine Gordon getting increasingly flustered at the vortigaunts' nonstop praises. Just like, face slightly going pink, rubs the back of his neck and looks away all "aw, shucks".

Like, yes, Gordon Freeman is an unstoppable force of nature, but he's also like. Just a guy. He's a nerd and probably a little overwhelmed with suddenly being this Big Hero™️ that everyone is in awe over.

He's the guy who single-handedly WRECKED the Citadel with nothing but the gravity gun, destroying everything and/or one in his path, but like. They kidnapped his friends. NOBODY touches his friends without feeling the wrath of ten thousand supernovas.

But he's also the guy who fiddles with stuff in his friends' labs like a kid in a candy store. He's a man of multitudes.

[corcjell]

Hi sorry anon who requested ftm gordom the post got taken down😁😁😁☺☺☺☺☺☺ its really cool i know

Heres this, its the only thing on that post with no nudity

Also this because i forgot to add it from the deleted post!!!:

Ive been thinking about hiw Barney probably doesnt fully understand transness, like- medically. So gordon has to explain to him why they don't have to use contraceptives.

This is also the time where I introduce my hc that Gordon's parents are VERY well off, financially. Based on very loose ideas of his travel to Austria in order to observe teleportation experements very soon after graduating from MIT. Where the fuck is all that money coming from. He's like 25 then.

Soooo, he had a hysterectomy early in his life, before coming to work at Black Mesa. Theres also hc stuff about his parents and how they would feel but ill get into that in another post, if ever. God hes turning into an oc at this point.

[pirate-cashoo]

Thinking about Half-Life.......

[murdersofmagpies]

hey (with the intent of putting you into stasis for. i don’t know. maybe 20 years or something)

if you’ll allow me to indulge. I recently decided that I have dillied and most definitely dallied for far too long and need to actually lock in on learning the art fundamentals. so here is my attempt at that. not great but i’m always learning

[mtndw-whteout]

ur precas gordon is GORGEOUS!! literally he’s so pretty omg. gman cutting his hair was a punishable offense under the premise of death. if ur up to it perhaps a doodle of him with his hair down. he’s so pretty God i feel like barney rn

get this freaking nerd off my screen

[astroadonis]

An assortment of frenrey and tomrey dancing because I'm not normal like that

[portalpilled]

Saw you’ve got doodle requests open could you draw Barney and Gordon hanging out drinking some beer :D

yuuuup

[hev-mark-iv]

[tostada-turtle]

Happy birthday to me :)

I finally managed to snag a Gordon Freeman off of eBay and can finally complete the orange box trio :D

I love all the sculpted details on the Freeman figure, scratches and little minute deets...the carbon fiber looking undersuit, his handz, the folds... teehee. The figure came with some alternate hands, the gravity gun, a spore pod, and a headcrab! ..that doesn't fit on his head lol. I was just really charmed by the crowbar though so no pics with the other stuff :p

...I have them all

While Heavy would've been more true to the box, Engineer will have to do (if you'll have him). Look at them. They're having fun. Ladidadidaaa

All the guys on my shelf:

Also some bonus Chell pics because I finally bought batteries for her portal gun:

Overall, I do think Gordon Freeman is likely the best manufactured of the three. He's got nice details, he's well painted, and he's pretty damn well articulated. Also I just like how... thick he is. He's pleasantly shaped. I like holding him. He's also the most expensive (who'd guess). A HL1 Gordon I would give my kidney for but its fiineeeee.

I think Chell comes in second, honestly. I love her sculpted details, especially on her jumpsuit, and the portal gun is a fantastic prop with its little LED. Some of her joints are awkward, but her mobility isn't bad. Honestly her worst feature is her unfocused eyes, which can be fixed by only looking at her at certain angles. She's also the only one with a base (because she has a lot of trouble standing on her own).

Unfortunately that puts Engineer in last. I'd argue that getting the class card and special item with the figure is pretty sweet. The sculpting on its own is also really unique, and extremely faithful to the game's art style. Also I'm really biased because I love Engineer. Unfortunatelyyy, the mobility is pretty poor - the joints are really stiff - and sometimes the ball joints just fail (my engineer has a loose foot). Some figures get more stuff than others, and I think just generally the figures are all kind of silly looking with variable paint jobs. But it's worth it to have funny tf2 man on the shelf.

They all look great on my shelf and really that's what matters.

[rachell-redacted]

Well, that's alright, let's give this another try

[ohnoitsz1m]

Updated their art fight icons

My epic furry polycule

[pseudok9]

[creetscurly]

Whatever idc

[qqqkrolek]

gordon-chan is being late for his unforeseen consequences >_<

[deityofthestars]

Is this. Anything (I seriously need to post more oh my god, start asking me stuffs, literallt anything HABSBDBD)

I just wanted to draw them in rave(?) outfits I found on pinterest, they've been plaguing me

Also hi half life people 👋😊