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Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…
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Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.
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Petition to replace emojis with photos of owls. I have never experienced an emotion that couldn't be expressed by a photo of an owl.
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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
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Despair knowing you'll never achieve this level of comfort.

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano
Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023
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“are you okay?” NO i’ve been the same height since i was 14
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