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MOVED

aria can now be found on my multi @lightlorn

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MOVED

aria can now be found on my multi @lightlorn

[dirthera-blog]

MOVED

aria can now be found on my multi @lightlorn

[dirthera-blog]

MOVED

aria can now be found on my multi @lightlorn

[dirthera-blog]

MOVED

aria can now be found on my multi @lightlorn

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inquisitriice replied to your post “Fen’harel is real and he ate me out behind the gnawed noble.”

you could say the... dread wolf took you

i’m keeping you.

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Fen’harel is real and he ate me out behind the gnawed noble.

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How would you like someone to talk about your gods that way?

“What way? You mean that they have healthy and respectable sex lives? I don’t know how much you know, grey-cloak, but two of my gods are parents of most of the others. That Elgar’nan and Mythal are stunning sex machines is canon to the scripture, if only implied parenthetically.

I don’t see why Andrastians have such a stick up their ass about seeing their religious figureheads as people, who have desires and are worthy of desire from their followers. Didn’t Andraste’s entire crusade hinge upon the Maker wanting to possess her as a bride? Really, I’m amazed they’re all so scandalized by my pointing it out–”

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look, i’m not about to blame any andrastian for what they make of their lady, or what they want her to do to them, or see done to her. she’s a beautiful woman, according to all the statues i’ve seen. even the heroic shartan fell for her feminine wiles. by all means, assume the position to show your devotion -- but don’t bullshit me that’s not what it looks like!

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ruinofostagar:

dirthera:

just admit you all want to kneel at andraste’s feet because you want a taste of her–

What! That’s not- That’s not it at all!

Did I hit a NERVE, Alistair?

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ruinofostagar:

dirthera:

at least MY prayers can’t be misconstrued as assuming the position, chantry-boy!

No one is misconstruing anything!

just admit you all want to kneel at andraste’s feet because you want a taste of her--

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ruinofostagar replied to your post “oh, sure when andrastians pray it’s wonderful and soothing and good...”

Don't you start!

at least MY prayers can’t be misconstrued as assuming the position, chantry-boy!

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oh, sure when andrastians pray it’s wonderful and soothing and good affirmation, but when i pray to elgar’nan before battle it’s ‘barbaric’ and ‘a waste of time’ and ‘stop calling your shots, show-off--’

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Funny, I’d always heard Ashkaari bandied about.

dirthera replied to your post: Since we don’t have any Vints around, who wants to…

sure.

Ahhh a good one. A friend of the Arishok…. Ben-Hassrath.

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so when is tumblr going to do something about pornbots posting in people’s tags....

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aria @ qunari who don’t let it all out.

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yes but why would you want qunari to put on a shirt?