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Greg (Prime) and Greg (Older) in my au :] Since Greg never met Rose (And Marty died because I hate him) the band never disbanded, and Greg became a rockstar! While he’s no longer making music, he still teaches a class once a week on the beach

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My blue diamond in my Steven universe au

@g-h-0-s-t-s-a-r-t-2 my mutual convinced me to post it lol

Redoing this with better quality!

Blue Diamond in my au takes the place of Pink Diamond, in which she is made last :]

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bruh what

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Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

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shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:

comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform

gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like

refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’

regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings

basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute

refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’

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Facts:

Natasha and Clint going to Vormir to get the Soul Stone is just a terrible writing choice, because Marvel spent basically no time at all developing their relationship other than in the first Avengers movie and small moments in Age of Ultron and Civil War.

Also, Red Skull being guardian of the Soul Stone is kind of meaningless other than as a “Hey, remember this character?” moment because there’s not any damn history between him and Thanos, Natasha, or Clint.

You know who did have a developed relationship? Steve and Bucky. You know who did have history with Red Skull. Steve and Bucky. You know who would have been a better narrative choice to go after the Soul Stone? You get where I’m going here, but Steve and Bucky.

Can you fucking imagine Steve and Bucky not trusting Red Skull, thinking it’s some sort of sick joke, but then coming to realize one of them has to be sacrificed. Can you imagine that fight as they try to be the one to sacrifice for the other? Bucky has his hand locked around Steve’s arm to try and keep him from falling, Steve looks him in the eyes, and says- “I told you, I’d always be with you until the end of the line” and slips free to fall? It would have been a heartbreaking moment that actually did some justice to them.

Meanwhile, in fucking New York, when you’re trying to steal something from under the eyes of superheroes and SHIELD and the world in general, you have actual spies trying to steal it and being able to use some fucking stealth. And seeing Natasha fight herself, past-Natasha wary as hell, present-Natasha trying to talk some sense into her, that would be awesome.

And then, fighting Thanos at the end… Well, if Steve isn’t there to pick up the hammer.

Let Natasha do it. Give her the answer to the question she didn’t want to ask.

And leave Natasha, the one who has been running the Avengers facilities and teams since the Snap, as the one to rebuild. As the two most prominent faces of the Avengers have fallen, let the one who likes to work in the shadows be the one to pick up the pieces. She’s got ties to the survivors- she’s worked with Sam, with Wanda, with Clint, with everyone. It would make sense for her to be the one helping rebuild things.

And then they could actually give her a solo movie in a way that makes sense- when her character is still alive.

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i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

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absolutely obsessed with the Riverdale showrunners explanation for killing Archie via ritual sacrifice

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rating places for a vampire to bite me based on my knowledge of the human vascular system

Neck

10/10

a classic

likely fatal depending on vampire’s aim bc of the super juicy extra tastey jugular vein and carotid artery but go big or go home am i right?

BUT this is also most of the bloodflow to the brain so it will feel like getting choked out which is fun and spicy

decently horny, could be tender or devoted, requires the vampire to hold me close

Inside of Thigh

13/10

H O R N Y

also probably fatal bc of the femoral artery and bc i would die if anyone had their head between my legs

very soft and biteable flesh also perfect for kisses and hickeys before the main event

biting could occur very conveniently before, during or after oral sex and who doesnt love efficiency?

Wrist

8/10

a convenient spot, like a juice box or a kool aid jammer

nice and distal, not likely to be fatal but unfortunately there will be a lot of bones and tendons in the way (unless vampires like to crunch?)

easy to get to on multiple occasions rather than one big deadly ordeal

chaste while still appropriately intimate, not a lot of blood flow but still worthwhile especially for easy cleanup

chest/breast

5/10

this one is only saved by its horny energy

flesh on top of the ribcage isnt highly vascularized and not guaranteed to be soft

weak bloodflow, difficult for the vampire to find purchase, all around not the best for feeding

saved only by the imagery of leaving bites over ones heart or sheer eroticism and could be totally ruined by Freud in a matter of moments

lip

3/10

not a good spot for feeding

provides the quality aesthetic of a bleeding, kiss bruised lip

guarantees that i get to smooch the vampire

easily overshadowed by every other spot on this list

more of an appetizer or a side dish than a main course

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Today's Ranmail!

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if Orville Peck and Lil Nas X came together and did a cover of “Rhinestone Cowboy” I think both I and society could begin to heal

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best part of dsmp lore is not knowing what the fuck is happening ever and having all your friends liveblog at you "RANBOO DIED" and "PUNZ IS WORKING WITH DREAM AND HAS BEEN THE ENTIRE TIME" while you watch niki nihachu walk into a mcdonalds

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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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First time I properly saw Bruno's face, I couldn't help but notice his eyes, and how they are similiar to Héctor's. Those are a gentle kind of eyes, the "puppy dog" ones, in a way. And I knew in that moment that there was no way he doesn't have a kind spirit, just like our beloved musico.

And they both happen to have lived alone for a long time from their respective families.

They would be friends. :)

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you know how you can look at like any character from XY and know instantly that they’re fake pokemon french? you can look at any character from dppt and know instantly that they’re fake pokemon russian. these are slavs