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faefroggi · 22 days
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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faefroggi · 2 months
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SILVER SPRINGS + tags —insp.
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faefroggi · 6 months
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Aziraphale raising his wing for Crowley hits so different with the S2 context. I feel like we all looked at it as, here’s this sweet little principality, he’s kind and naive so he’ll shelter even a demon—but it wasn’t really that, was it? It wasn’t just some random act of kindness.
It was a message.
When Crowley slithered up that wall, Aziraphale was nervous. Because he gave his sword to the humans, sure—but also perhaps because he was seeing this angel again for the first time since he had fallen. He learns Crawly’s new name (Crowley never asks him for his name, he knows it already) and they have a brief exchange that was probably a lot like the ones they used to have.
Then when the thunder starts, it’s Crowley who’s first to move to him, to shuffle hopefully to his side.
I think when Aziraphale lifted his wing up, it was almost a way to say I remember who you are, I remember the kindness you gave me. I’m still here.
He wasn’t just playing umbrella. He was letting Crowley know he hadn’t been rejected by all of Heaven.
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faefroggi · 7 months
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romance is lame and overrated i love mentor/mentee relationships in fiction and especially when theyre sort of fucked up
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faefroggi · 7 months
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Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
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faefroggi · 7 months
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"Hold me like water or, Christ, hold me like a knife.” Okay. What if I threw up. what if i bit my arm off. what if i died
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faefroggi · 7 months
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dracula's be like: i vvant to suck yor kahk
Sorry for the late post
mycomputer weak and injured
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faefroggi · 8 months
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i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.
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faefroggi · 9 months
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I've survived my first day on Tumblr
Achievements:
Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot
AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
Friends?: Gained a mutual
I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
MY EYES!: Change the site palette
Great Idea: Reblog a post
They love me: Have a post reblogged
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faefroggi · 1 year
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Hey guys. This is my new best friend. I’m making a cake.
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I made my batter from scratch, and I made a strawberry yogurt frosting.
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Cannot wait to see what this weird little guy looks like.
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faefroggi · 1 year
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Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults
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faefroggi · 1 year
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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.
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faefroggi · 1 year
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not jealous but why do you get a cool haunted experience and i dont. bitch.
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faefroggi · 1 year
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chillin on a Saturday night
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faefroggi · 1 year
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faefroggi · 1 year
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Here's Yours Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator
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possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
please tag what you got!
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faefroggi · 1 year
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help me
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