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We’re checking things off of our The Life of a Showgirl Wi$h Li$t:  ❤️‍🔥 Taylor’s first podcast appearance  ❤️‍🔥 Orange door easter egg confirmed  ❤️‍🔥 Sabrina Carpenter collab  ❤️‍🔥 Spotify pre-save page live ❤️‍🔥 Apple Music pre-add page live ❤️‍🔥 Glitter, lots of glitter

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

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At 12:12 on the 12th, TS12 finally got a name: The Life of a Showgirl. ❤️‍🔥 More info soon… pre pre-order the album & pre pre-scream in the meantime!!!!!!!!!!!! taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

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Thinking about when she said “See you next era…” ❤️‍🔥

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This is a huge step up from Bartman

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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

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Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

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“As you read a book word by word and page by page, you participate in its creation, just as a cellist playing a Bach suite participates, note by note, in the creation, the coming-to-be, the existence, of the music. And, as you read and re-read, the book of course participates in the creation of you, your thoughts and feelings, the size and temper of your soul.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

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I think more media should narratively punish parents for not listening to their kids and specifically I think it should punish them in cruel and terrifying ways. I want real life parents to go through life with a healthy fear that if they ignore their children's boundaries a witch might cook and eat them

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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

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Conversational skill check: Work acquaintance mentions in an offhand tone with no discernible expression that they have recently lost over 20 pounds. They fail to elaborate. A response is expected.

Me, rolling a 6: …On purpose?

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i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital