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i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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mimics as synthetic boobs, yes or no?

Would that make them Booby Traps?

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When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

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Sword of the Sea, the latest game from Giant Squid (ABZU, The Pathless) is out! Scored by the incomparable Austin Wintory. I played the winds on the score, including this giant, custom-commissioned Mayan harmony triple drone flute, and have been so excited to finally share this instrument with everyone! Endless thank yous to Matt Nava and Giant Squid, to Austin for his friendship and artistry, and to Eagle Feather, this incredible instrument's maker. :)

Listen to the album: https://austinwintory.bandcamp.com/album/sword-of-the-sea

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Werewolf transformation, but with Jackalope’s instead. Inspired by the Shope papilloma virus in bunnies, it’s theorized to be the source of myths about the Jackalope.

It causes horn-like tumors to form, which can bear a resemblance to antlers.

It’s darn tootin’ creepy, so don’t google the virus if you’re squeamish👀

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one of my favourite things about Scotland is how often normal everyday folks actually blame the right people when things are shit

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GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

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well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

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I ❤️ SUBTITLES

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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

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Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?

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dexter "i'm a monster with no emotions" morgan when he disappoints someone he was allegedly just using for cover: