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Not to mention him acting like it's so rude when, in this same conversation, you call her smart.

PLEASE GALE, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PATRONIZING. I was being so genuine. 😭

Can we take a minute to discuss that GALE calls his TRESSYM a CAT which is the only context he’s given us for who she is, and then he goes on this eloquent diatribe about he and Tara’s favorite things like a man in love and then when we ASK him if he’s talking about his CAT, he gets OFFENDED and tells us she’s a TRESSYM when HE IS THE ONE who introduced her to us as a CAT?

Sorry. Just funky little things I’ve noticed in my play through where I’m romancing Gale.

Also also, I love Tara. She’s so sassy and perfect.

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Tara upon hearing that Gale and Tav are returning to Waterdeep,

"Mr Dekarios is returning with his betrothed soon, I must make sure this place is ready for their arrival!"

*uses mage hand to throw the Mystra statue into the sea*

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That’s the game

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lineart can eat my ass, paintover team forever

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i’m never going to be over gale dekarios. he will live with me forever more. he’s bewitched me mind, body, and soul.

Honestly, if someone had told me just over 6 months ago that I would completely lose my mind over a fictional character, I would have laughed.

But look at me now — consumed by such endless yearning that it would power up a small city, if I could only harness its power.

There are many things I thought I would achieve in life, but becoming addicted to a bunch of pixels certainly was not among them. And neither was reading smut like my life depends on it.

What is it about him specifically that turns us into goo?

Is it the fact that his eyes go from sad cow to I’m-going-to-devour-you faster than an F1 car can go from 0 to 60mph? Is it his awkward rizz and atrocious puns? Is it that slutty waist and lickable chest? Is it his gentleman in the streets, freak in the sheets vibe? His unyielding love for those he cares about? His curiosity and passion for his field of study?

Is it all of the above? Quite possibly. The man was brewed in a lab for the sole purpose of driving us mad, I’m telling you.

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Wyll Ravengard sleeping logistics

Bonus, his favorite:

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People in my life are about to be so relieved that I am going to start bombarding strangers on the internet with my BG3 obsession rather than them.