#lets be real

[nerdpoe]

It's Dash's first time out of Amity Park, and he's just found another ghost! But like, one that's like Phantom! More solid and stuff!

He had to be smuggled out by his mom's sister twice removed, and he had to pack a lot of stuff. The entire time they were whispering about "going to ground" and "it's for his own good", but Dash was way too excited about leaving Amity Park to pay too much attention to that stuff.

The outside world is wild. Lots of people have powers like him, and the cops don't beat the shit out of them for it!

Okay well some do, but not like in Amity!

The internet is so much bigger and better than inside Amity, he has a rectangle with a screen that he can touch and it's a phone, there's this thing called tiktok, bluetooth is a thing that exists and that's wild, and...he's just really having a great time.

But!

During a...ghost attack? Maybe not a ghost, just some dude with powers and issues throwing a tantrum.

While that guy attacks the twice removed aunt Dash is with, a ghost hero like Phantom shows up!

He has to talk to this dude!

He waits until he's finishing up wiping the floor with the idiot to speak up, though. Super rude to interrupt a fight.

"Hey! Hey, there's more of you guys?! I thought Phantom was the only one!"

In a blink, the ghost-like-Phantom is floating in front of him, eyes weirdly intent.

"There's other Kryptonians?" he asks, sounding shocked.

"Is that what you're called? Yeah, Phantom; he's in Amity Park."

"I've never heard of that place."

"Well yeah, no one's allowed to leave."

"Superman," his twice removed aunt speaks up, tugging Dash until he's behind her. "Please. The entire town is being targeted by the government, and anyone who tries to report it ends up missing."

The hero, Superman (what a lame name), hesitates, and then nods.

"Alright, lets get you folks to safety. We'll sort out the rest later."

[venussmilk]

ik they dont have phones but u cant tell me chilchuck wouldnt go crazy on facebook reels

[lifeistooshortandloveistootong]

I cannot believe Merlin spent 10 years at Arthur's side with no plan on how not to be discovered other than "gotta make him question his sexuality so he doesn't notice The Magic"

And I mostly cannot believe that it worked

[camberdraws]

This turtle has a bit more than algae growing on its shell

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Batfam, but as my stupidest injuries, pt 3 (the fact it's up to pt 3 says a lot about me)

Bruce: at a birthday party to a potato sack race, face planted and grass stained his face

Dick: tried to do a front hand spring, but got stuck in a handstand and fell sideways and almost broke a rib

Jason: tried to prove he could bake but gave himself food poisoning with the cupcakes

Tim: Fainted at school, and a whole hallway got shut down because of it, and was so embarrassed that he almost fainted again

Damian: He got a chest infection, and the medicine made him so loopy he forgot how hands worked

Steph: got a minor concussion tripping over a skipping rope and hitting her head on the pavement

Barbara: had her period for an entire month and literally thought she was going to die of anemia

Duke: got hit in the stomach by a badminton racket during gym class and threw up

Cass: fell out of the tree she was climbing to have some alone time

[marvel-lous-guy]

Fury: Stark, you were way out of line last mission. You need to obey Rogers orders next time

Tony: I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked

Fury: ...

Tony: And I'm assuming it's a hazard for me to be naked on a mission

Scott: I for one would be honored to be in your naked presence

Tony: ...Thank you Scott

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

I want a pirate tomarry au where Tom is the marine admiral and Harry is the leader of a ragtag pirate group that just doesn't die.

[incorrectlco]

Lockwood: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys.

Lucy: Ignite it is. 

[thecrownisagift]

They really decided that the person that should watch over and media train Simon was Wilhelm as if this entire series didn't start cause the boy got sent to a boarding school after getting in a very public drunk fight?!

[lamothla]

Hisoka probably wasn’t in the chimera ant arc because he would’ve wanted to fight meruem and that’s not how togashi wanted to kill him off

[lunian]

I dont get this Galestarion and Wyllstarion shipping war purely because it's really just about "who deserves Astarion's attention and love more", based on what I see most of the time.

Which is hella funny!

It has to be about "who is capable to handle Astarion more"

...Which is both of them, actually.

Both Wyll and Gale are so fcking blind dumb about this menace of a vampire I SWEAR TO G— *gets drugged from the stage* DONT YOU GET IT

[icemanontop]

i absolutely live for icemav/hangster angst but i don’t think my heart can take it anymore

[idkimtiredanddumb]

I think they should have let Joesph Quinn write the finale 

[grim-has-issues]

God bless Audio RP makers

[reluctantfandomsideblog]

A massage :) a friendly :) massage :) for his back :)

(naughty alt here: https://twitter.com/thatcatbites/status/1594182265596129283?s=20&t=RsnY8ebPpAFgERJcchLUYQ)

[reth-connoisseur]

pov: this man slid into your dm's