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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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The Illusionist 💫 The Scoundrel 🍾 The Siphoner 🩸 The Performer 🎭

Happy Pride to The Hidden Isle’s character classes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.

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Projecting my period cramps onto Gilgamesh king of Uruk

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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Also for the record if someone does say or do something insensitive and it doesn't seem like they were being Intentionally Malicious, informing them and going "hey this isn't cool by the way" is 100x more productive than trying to be snarky and rude without any specification about what ur mad about. I've gotten so many anons where people were mad at me for xyz reason and I genuinely don't know what I did to incite that reaction. I don't wanna be bigoted in any way shape or form, and I understand not everyone is like that, but at least tell me what the damn problem is so I can fix it instead of cluelessly continuing to propagate harm

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tell me something soft

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on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Slow burn

[Wick (she/they/he), my DnD character from Ballad of Ennersval]

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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

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