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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP THREE *FINALS

PROPAGANDA:

[Quark]

"you know why."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[fagarak]

Showed my roommate who knows nothing about star trek the 2009 movie and not only did they correctly independently peg Kirk as a raging bisexual but they also said "consider... not only bisexual but i think any pronouns." i said well consider it considered!

[fagarak]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP TWO *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

[Odysseus]

"Look this is less about needing Odysseus to be pregnant (though I'm not disregarding the idea 👀) and more about believing that Penelope of Sparta is the og "if any woman could knock up her husband, it's her" type of woman and Odysseus would be 10000% down for it just because it's Penelope asking. Like yeah Epic the Musical is newly finished, but the tale of Odysseus simping for his wife and costing people their lives along the way back to her is over 2000 years old. (And I mean, they had mpreg stories back then, but it was like, Athena bursting out of Zeus' forehead 🤷)."

[fagarak]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP THREE *FINALS

PROPAGANDA:

[Quark]

"you know why."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[fagarak]

Tweet by Heather Hogan:

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character?

Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

5:32 PM on 2/25/24

[fagarak]

Statements I never could've imagined being said like 4 seasons ago

[fagarak]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 6 POLL 6

PROPAGANDA:

[Dr. Doppler]

"Deleted dialogue says he gave birth to his and Amelia's children. If Disney weren't cowards, they'd have kept the mpreg dogman."

Important Note: @megers67 has come forward to say that the 'Mpreg Doppler' thing is actually an unverified claim that they have accidentally perpetuated in the past, but they still put their support behind his candidacy in this competition. And yeah, if Disney didn't consider mpregging the dogman after all, we can still fix this by gettin' him pregnant now!

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[fagarak]

Snorting that vintage yaoi cocaine straight from the 60s (Watching TOS)

[fagarak]

They should have let Zachary Quinto kiss Chris Pine on screen

[fagarak]

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

[fagarak]

again that rat man thing wheres the fucking post

[fagarak]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 12

PROPAGANDA:

[Logan]

"He is a little scrunkly man with way to many anger issues and too much trauma all he needs to do is settle down and chill out for a while with his adopted daughters and a little nun in the oven."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[fagarak]

[fagarak]

*Offers this up on a plate and scutters away*

[fagarak]

[fagarak]

ds9 crew: “guys we gotta stop the evil bad guys from the wormhole”

quark subplot:

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