faggot4

[faggot4]

Vote Catinasink. for no reason whatsoever. i have no affiliation with it.

ROUND 2 POLL 4

@catinasink @misericordiia

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

(there is a lot for this one! /nm)

catinasink:

Pluto - it/he/star

(left image by @albi-bumblebee, right and bottom by @trying-trying2lyk)

"as a tumblr user for over a year now, i've gone through many stages of faggotry, including a variety of homoerotic mutualships, some with multiple people involved. i have two boyfriends i am in yaoi with at this moment, and we are the epitome of faggotry. i have gone through the lesbian crushing on a straight girl, i have gone through crushing on a teacher older than my dad, i have gone through many labels in my faggoty life. as a true faggot, i want you to vote for me - the faginasink, if you will. im an rpf truther and have many a headcanon about long dead white people (18th century if youre wondering). im an avid monster drinker. i like mcr. i do diy. i kiss boys and am a boykisser. i used to be (and dabble in) girlkissing. i use a variety of pronouns (incliding coool, secret, evil pronouns). i am the ultimate faggot, and hopefully your vote will help me secure my role. i won last year so surely i am still the ultimate faggot ?"

"also i offer free pictures of my cat if ☝️ you vote for me"

"i went through a doomed t4t4t situationship and one of us detransitioned(?) one of us transitioned to a new identity and one of us stopped using the same chosen name so. id say thats pretty telling of my faggotness"

"i have like. the biggest crush on my history teacher i feel like thats faggoty"

"im really cool i promise i have a hyperfixation on ushistory which is awesome and cool and i made a plushie of john adams"

"uhh i went through doomed yuri at LEAST 3 times over the course of my life !!!!"

"please vote for me,..,..,,, itll make me happy,..,.."

misericordiia:

Mercy - she/he

(bottom image by @moose-driving)

"my dad started the first GSA in our part of the country, is dating a gay man, is the first one people come to for LGBTQ questions, everyone’s favorite boygirl bisexual"

"my top post (100k notes) on my old blog was literally abt trans ppl whats faggier than being known as uterus boy?"

"im so invested in frerard i explained it to my boyfriend on our first date (also my drama teacher fucked mikey way). my whole family is probably queer my mom goes on rants abt how she wishes she transitioned. i have a queer tarot deck i use all the time im also for some reason the person to go to w queer questions irl people just ask me things. im a stage manager and a costume manager and what is more gay then costuming in live theater. i also do clown drag there is nothing gayer than clown drag"

"i was in a t4t yaoi situationship for months and for a month during that i was in a lesbian situationship at the same damn time. i have been out as bisexual for like 6 years and my dad founded the first gsa in our region. im gay both ways as everyones favorite boygirl bisexual and my boyfriend is also bisexual. im clearly the faggiest as im also goth and all goths are bisexual on principle. i offer pictures of my dog as tributes if you send me a screenshot of your vote for me :3"

[faggot4]

hey faggotblr! this pride, please use all the power you have to bring attention to actually important queer matters. we don't have time for petty discourse when our lives are at risk much much worse than previously.

pride isn't about appealing to bigots; i promise you that the homophobe you want to please by claiming bi lesbians are " defacing" the lesbian community wants you dead as much as they want the bi lesbian dead. stick together and support your fellow queers, and try to understand their own issues.

if we have to fight, we'll do so, and hopefully as one community :}

[faggot4]

𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽

[ / pt. : asks are on please send me the faggiest shit you want / end pt ]

[faggot4]

thamk you, faggot3 . . . my greatest enemy . . .

ignore my name! i am the second faggotblr member after the founder ( and my greatest enemy. who is also my brother. ), @faggot3 :} @faggot6 is also here, and she's not an enemy of mine!

[faggot4]

the immensely cool faggot6 has arrived . . waow . . .

welcome to faggotblr. i am faggot3. @faggot4 is my evil brother whomst i hate. @faggot6 is the newest addition.

[faggot4]

ignore my name! i am the second faggotblr member after the founder ( and my greatest enemy. who is also my brother. ), @faggot3 :} @faggot6 is also here, and she's not an enemy of mine!

[faggot4]

plleasr give me your credict card information

welcome to faggotblr. i am faggot3. @faggot4 is my evil brother whomst i hate. @faggot6 is the newest addition.

[faggot4]

chat don't listen to faggot3 . . it is cruel and cold hearted. i am but an angel . . . 💔💔💔

welcome to faggotblr. i am faggot3. @faggot4 is my evil brother whomst i hate. @faggot6 is the newest addition.

[faggot4]

woaghg . . . . .. . . . this is all so new to me faggot3 . . ..

this worked ?

[faggot4]

I SIGN

Petition to call you “blue orbed jirai”

HELP????? nobody better sign it

[faggot4]

cough. choke. my brother . . . . it has been too long . . . .

this worked ?