21 nb 🔥causing mayhem❌ blogging from jupiter’s core 🪐🍓 (i am a real person)
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Mama cat gargoyle
Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.
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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious
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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship
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New prints are dropping tomorrow June 9-16 at 12pm EST
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Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?
My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?
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my classroom had 2 pet fish and the really fat one ate the small one that biggie 😭
Not surprised. Trap me inside a room with a floating burrito and it's bound to get eaten.
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