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Being nonmonogamous is so good for people watching, okay? My partner is on grindr, right? A guy is like "I'll give you a free tattoo" my partner asks to see his work. It's obviously not going to be great.

He sends a picture of a frankly not good tattoo he did. Whatever right? Everybody starts somewhere!

In the background there is a toilet, the toilet has a fucking LOG and PISS in it. I wish I was fucking joking. THERE IS A TOILET WITH UNFLUSHED SHIT AND PISS IN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND. HE SENT. MY PARTNER. WHO HE WANTED TO TATTOO. A PICTURE. WITH POOPY PISS TOILET. IN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND.

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the people love me because i am always saying "Yay" and "Yippee" and "Yahoo" or some other variety of joyous expressions. i was trained to be a court jester at a young age and well it looks like that shits paying off

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theyre talking seals

from this fic

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the testicles should have a third ball called the creepy sac

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fuck dude you cant do anything in wizard world. i parked my broomstick on the street for 5 minutes too long and it's already getting toad

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You need to fact check with AI? Just use me, I also give out false information but in a cool and swagger way

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're on the spectrum and a teacher ever asked you whether you would like to teach this lesson instead since you clearly already know everything about the subject, they weren't actually impressed by your immense knowledge of the subject that you were proud to be sharing. That's just teacher code for "can you like shut the fuck up."

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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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aye either they get to wake you up or they get to stare at you . make themmm choose

They can stare as long as I get notice so that I can stare back ominously. Hahahaha >:)!! Brilliant idea, anon.

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Fucking god damn shit fuck it is EIGHT IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING WHY!!? WHY ARE WE WEED WACKING!? I haaaate you basement apartment. I can't even be mad! Nobody has to live on my time! But 7:44 In the god damn morning feels ABSURD. I feel bad for anyone who was trying to just get an extra 20 minutes of sleep before having to get ready for work oh my god. AUUGHB AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK THROUGH MY GOD DAMN WINDOW EVERY TIME LEAVE ME ALOOOONEEE!!!!!! I AM NOT A ZOO EXHIBIT :((

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i’m sure it’s fine to have a heat advisory every day for 3 weeks straight with no end in sight. probably normal climate conditions and no cause for concern

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Small Madara with even smaller Izuna (those two are so cute)

Izuna is the definition of a character that had unlimited potential which was never exploited. There is a giant hole in Madara's history when it comes to his childhood, while Hashirama and Tobirama insist that he loved his younger brother more than anything yet it's never truly shown except for how Madara freaked out when he died (I think we should have seen more of the raw devotion and love Madara had for Izuna than just him turning down Hashirama)

I think, Izuna is a character that should have been explored more, but yet again, I also think it could've been nice to have additional content on the warring state/Konoha founding era.

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how do you feel about canadian geese?

never heard of them / I HATE THOSE FUCKERS / i dont like em / they're cute!! / i love them / results

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I love exhausted and depressed Hashirama so much. More depressed as fuck Hashirama. Sad girlfailure alcoholic Hashirama. Can be competent but doesn't really want to be Hashirama. Self medicating Hashirama. Everyone thinks he's lazy but he's just fucking miserable Hashirama.

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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them