#could never be me

[todaysbird]

shoutout to this random-ass guy who had this incredibly rare bird sighting

[stormyoceans]

EVERYBODY PLEASE CHEER AND CLAP AND CONGRATULATE AND BE JUBILANT FOR JIMMY WHO DEFENDED HIS THESIS AT 3 AM WHILE TOURING ABROAD AND IS NOW FINALLY DONE WITH HIS RESEARCH

[l0nesome-dreams]

My friend sent this to me today… I don’t know whether to be offended or not.

[num1-gamblr]

Things are getting a whole lot bluer! (Bluudud doodles!! …and the red one…)

[loloisloco]

how strange it must be being normal about things. Like wdym you read aftg and don't immediately go feral over it and spend all your free time on ao3 and read andreneil and not have your relationship standards raised to an unattainable level. Wdym you just, don't think it about them, you don't think about Kevin day.

Crazy concept

[galacticlamps]

if i was edwin payne and a giant inter-dimensional ghost-eating mushroom was about to consume me and my bff of 30+ years on the same day i went out of my way to dress up nice because i literally just figured out i was deeply and completely in love with him and despite my 100+ years of edwardian-era repression i already decided i needed to share this information with him as soon as possible because we are indeed that close, and said best friend/love of my life decided to take his hand off the branch/root thing we were clinging to trying not to get swallowed just so he could put his hand over mine for comfort in what even the evil witch attempting to obliterate us felt the need to comment on for being a sweet final moment, i would simply pass away. again.

[redstalkingdeath]

Some people are just blessed to never be ugly criers

[stillgotscars]

shout out to that girl on tiktok who kept skipping dear reader for several weeks after the release of midnights because, based on the title, she assumed it was just a message from taylor. your misconception makes me laugh to this day.

[nightvales-finest]

MF in the welcome to night vale fan community be like “OMG LOOK IT CECIL”

[kingofthedaisies]

Imagine 🙄

getting so anxious about the finale of a show that you literally stop watching bc you can't face it. Wild.

[mezacalina]

You saw the mess in me and still called it art.

[thirty34four]

tbh booing your own team is whack behavior

[where-are-the-ninja-today]

NINJA SIGHTING!!

Fuckin years ago I saw the blue ninja crash into a building trying to fly. He did this several times. I don’t even think he was a ninja yet

HA that must have sucked for him. I can just imagine him flying repeatedly into the windows like a bird PEAK COMEDY

[loveesiren]

No cuz what I’m not gonna do is have a real life child 🙅🏻‍♀️

[badplayerana]

👉👈 sorry not sorry

[klypt0maniac]

Requirements Listed Below:

It takes hot blonde men with short hair, whiskers, blue eyes, a scar, they have to be copying Sasuke's emo ahh clothing style, they also have to be Naruto's son, they ALSO have to like thunder burger a LOT ANNNNDDD, they have to have a little sister, a older adopted brother and their name has to be Boruto, at the very least that what it take's to be Mitsuki's sun. Kawaki does not qualify, sorry.