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funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out

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"childs is the thing!" "no macready is the thing" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER THE CREDITS CLEARLY SAY JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING

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this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

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Claudia, c. 1970s

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Can I say something? Hi...

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Interview with the Vampire | 2.04 “I Want You More Than Anything in the World”

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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

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Daniel Molloy promoting his new book and documentary:

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you RUIN armand's made up stories? you ruin his marriage like the claudia? oh! oh! vampirism! vampirism for daniel for One Thousand Years!!!!

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1970s San Francisco is the funniest thing in the world. Like yeah the torture and angst and everything but like Daniel went into that apartment for two and a half reasons, which were drugs and gay sex and maybe an interview if he got to it. And he didn't even get to have gay sex! He was trying so so very hard! He kept talking about fucking in a coffin! He took his shirt off! He offered to (and did) get on his knees for Armand! But he never had gay sex. He never even got to have gay sex. Mr. Molloy I am manifesting so much hardcore faggotry for you next season I hope you need a vampiric hip replacement from all the freak you'll get matched

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hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

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He needs a napkin

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Whenever Louis gets really mean it’s not because he’s tapping into his true vampiric self, it’s actually him channeling the hating ass spirit of his mother.

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watching my husband and his daughter and her girlfriend get sentenced to death and shaking my head the entire time so they know i think its wrong