fagtainsparklez
fagtainsparklez
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icarus/pit šŸ‡§šŸ‡· • pronouns • carrd • this is a crumb cuptoast appreciation zone • art account: @soldierpoetprince • header by crumb • obligatory i do not speak for ao3 goes here
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 12 minutes ago
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 13 hours ago
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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myselfĀ ā€œCool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrowā€ before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 13 hours ago
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met tommyinnit šŸ‘
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 18 hours ago
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one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 22 hours ago
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i will never make a fandom sideblog you will get everything on one blog and you will like it. you will learn to love all my interests even if you followed for just one. my blog #myblog
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 22 hours ago
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environmental storytelling
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 24 hours ago
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[ā€œCreatorā€ by Lena Rain, Minecraft playing]
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 24 hours ago
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 1 day ago
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Having a sickass art idea that haunts your every waking moment but lacking the talent to fully idealize it in your exact vision
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 1 day ago
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i’ve said this before but drawing cq and cpurp in the same scene is the funniest thing ever to me because of the sheer dichotomy in my designs
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essentially a 1:1 of canon vs some fuckass gacha life oc
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 1 day ago
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the thing about cpurpled is he never actually wanted to like. physically kill quackity. he wanted to kill him spiritually by taking away everything he’d built, as he felt quackity had done to him. however i think it’s so much more fun to write her as perpetually bloodthirsty and just inches from holding herself back from driving another pickaxe through his teeth. purp is sitting through quackity’s boring ass business meetings both holding herself back from killing him on the spot and critiquing his business practices with the most pained smile on her face
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 1 day ago
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i was thinking a lot about takenaka mob psycho and i keep laughing because in many ways he is like cpurpled. like obviously unlike cpurp takenaka is able to overcome his vulnerability allergy and gains actual human connections bc of it. but also i still am laughing about the idea of cpurpled with telepathy. it would make her so much worse in every way. i think it should be real i think it should happen
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las nevadas would’ve been a lot shorter of an arc i think
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 2 days ago
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hey do i have any mcu fans in the audience. what the hell happened to tony stark’s daughter. did she ever show up in anything after that movie i genuinely don’t think i’ve heard them do anything with that character since
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 2 days ago
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shoutout to priestie including imuri’s little fangs here. i don’t think it’s a trait priestie’s ever seen on imuri (although she has been depicted with them a lot) and it’s really cute to me that in this ideal future that priestie’s fighting for she wants to see imuri live as her true self, fangs and all
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 2 days ago
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hear me out cake but instead of ppl i want to fuck it’s songs that kind of fit The Character if you squint and tilt your head just right and have a beautiful mind
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 2 days ago
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colors
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fagtainsparklez Ā· 2 days ago
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the fun thing about lars being virtually immortal is that in the middle of their fun space adventure they might reveal that there's actually been a huge timeskip and many of the beloved characters of steven universe are long gone
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