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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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@outlying-hyppocrate

well well well

Do you know what “vore” means

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the gormless looking red one is me fr 🤑🤑

It’s either we become furry aliens or we have are souls taken 😔 or become idols you never know…

(Go watch the movie… the other freaky femboy wife watched it too…)

You are now trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. How’s it going?

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PEAK MOVIE 🙏🙏 WOULD RECOMMEND

K-pop demon hunters 💜🩵💖✨🎶👹

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I will tolerate absolutely NO dissing of overusing the word “also”. I fear I literally start almost every conversation wether it be by text or in person with “also” 😭🙏🙏 despite the fact that I have no reason to 😞

i fear overusing the world "also" has just become a thing i do now. despisable.

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HELP ME I AM GETTING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET. 😔

DONT WORRY!! Even though you’re gay and a vampire, I still accept you 😇😇

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Huh?? I would never 😇😔

I have finally accepted that I am Infact a vampire.

Yes,,, I wear vampire spf every day so that I do not burn 😞😞

You were all right.

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LETS GOOOO 😈😈😈 Cosplay reveal when?? 🤑

@faintingspell mikuo cosplay should come today,,,,,, hoping to begin wig styling this weekend 😈😈😈😈

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To my uk trans people and allies out there.

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i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION FOR US 🤑🤑🤑

hell yeahah

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SIGMAN. THERE'S A CHANCE MY FAMILY CAN GO TO CALIFORNIA WITHOUT ME 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

NO WAY. LETS GOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS AMAZING NEWS, SIGMA MALE 🙏🙏

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i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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HELLO SIGMAN. SO AS IT SEEMS MY DISTRIBUTOR IS BEING A SHIT. BUT I AM CHANGING IT AND SO THE ALBUM WILL COME OUT A WEEK LATER. GOOD NEWS IS THAT I CAN FIX HOSPITAL SONG AND ALL IS NOT LOST.

AUGH 😭🙏🙏 Me when distributors 😔😔😔

AT LEAST HOSPITAL SOUND CAN BE FIXED 🙏🙏🙏🙏 YIPPEE

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hello. i just wanted to thank you for being one of the greatest friends i have. i am so lucky to know you and the rest of France's Favorite Femboys. i am wishing you an absolutely wonderful week and many happy things going forward. (nothing is happening to me i just feel very. uh. like this.)

Hello dear sigma male 🙏 (I apologise for my inability to interact like a normal human being, I can’t escape the brainrot 😞 Im actually incapable of expressing myself without it 😍😍)

I’d like to thank you for being such an awesome, silly, whimsical guy ‼️‼️ being one of France’s Favourite Femboys is such an honour and I’m genuinely so glad that all of you exist 💪💪 I’m really thankful that I got to know you better this year (well last year but like this school year iykwim 😞) Honestly though, you’re such a cool person and I really admire you 🙏🙏 I hope you have the most skibidiest sigma week, year, and life 💪 good luck surviving the rest of winter 😭🙏 And all the winters to come in the future

and I’m glad nothing's happening I got worried for a second 😭

But genuinely thank you so much 😭 I don’t deserve to be part of such a (dare I say sigma 😞) friend group

you’re so unbelievably kind and I feel incredibly honoured to have received this 🙏