fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

Why are all the Dread Powers just different flavors of cat?

...I'll request an elaboration on that!

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

grandmother sky do you want a watermelon

For free? Absolutely!

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

O....kay then, lovely chatting with you!

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

...I don't know. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't tried to leave a few times. But I kept coming back down. I suppose because I still have Clara, and Orion, and...well, I have my reasons. To stay, that is.

No matter how many people I've lost, it all fades into the background eventually. You forget every loss. There's no such thing as a wound that never heals.

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

You highly overestimate the rough lifespan of a human being. I've outlived everyone I once knew. I've outlived my own name. I don't even know what it used to be.

A century is a long time for a human. Five of them are inconceivable for most. I hope you understand that. Of course, in the grand scheme of things, it's infinitely small. So am I. So are you. But I've outlived so many people that I cannot remember their names. Or I choose not to. I can't tell the difference.

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

Skyboy? I'm an old woman, you know. Several centuries old.

In any case, I'm not looking to die any time soon, I just wanted to let you know that I have a wife. And she's awesome.

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

Well, my wife isn't exactly one of us, and I reckon she'd care...I think. I hope.

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

....The way you're phrasing that makes it sound like you want me to die. Which is honestly quite rude, considering we've only just met.

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

I could if I wanted to! I have the money!

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

Alright, well, it seems like you have something else entirely going on, so it would be unfair to judge me based on your metrics.

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

Now, now, I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a mortal....more like an immortal with conditions? Space, as wonderful as it is, isn't my brand. My abilities are suited for my purpose. I'm sure you'd also die if I stabbed you through the chest.

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

Like, what, you want me to just....float around in outer space? For as lovely as that sounds, I still need oxygen to survive. It's a real bummer, I know.

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

bet you've never even been to space

@theyfuckingditchedme

Oh, that's where you'd be horribly, devastatingly, disastrously wrong, my friend. I was the first person on Mars. They don"t tell you about this because the world is obsessed with silencing trans voices.

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

I did not, in fact, know that. Even though I'm pretty sure I joined the navy at some point or another- Can't remember.

Hey, uh, what if we went swimming together at some point? Could be fun...

When i was a child i used to go swimming everyday in the summer.

The feeling of the endless sea around me as i dove in, the water around me it was so comforting.

I also really liked to just lay in the water, letting the water take me wherever.

Good times!!!

(99% sure im vast marked because of this)

Hmm....it really has been too long since I went swimming myself. You may have just given me some inspiration!

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

When i was a child i used to go swimming everyday in the summer.

The feeling of the endless sea around me as i dove in, the water around me it was so comforting.

I also really liked to just lay in the water, letting the water take me wherever.

Good times!!!

(99% sure im vast marked because of this)

Hmm....it really has been too long since I went swimming myself. You may have just given me some inspiration!

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

hallo. um. uhhhh

roller coasters amirite. they're so cool i love them. i once went on one that was like 200 feet tall at the top and it was. hnnnngh. 1 million billion out of ten would recommend.

True!

[fairchild-isnt-my-actual-name]

I WILL LICK YOU.

....Don't?