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and they were comrades

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Masha The Hero

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the cha cha slide in full metal armor

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John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

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Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

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Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

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if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

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1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING

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1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING

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its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

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god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob

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