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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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i really should watch saturday night fever but unfortunately i cannot stand looking at john travolta for any longer than absolutely necessary and he's there the whole time. it's his movie

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

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please explain the rat supermarket thing

i only just learned about this today myself but the mexia grocery store in fort worth went bankrupt in 1999 and the owners just locked it up AND LEFT with all the food and stuff still inside. due to a bunch of red tape and nobody wanting to deal with it they only sent a team in THREE MONTHS LATER to clean it up because it was straight up biohazardous in there. rat and fly and cockroach heaven. probably developed some new strains of bacteria too

^ comprehensive article about the whole thing. apparently footage of the interior exists but nobody can find it

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

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some more outside drawings! I went to LA for a while

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hair combs in the form of lily leaves in dewdrops. england, 1906

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hair combs in the form of lily leaves in dewdrops. england, 1906

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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

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TRADING THE GEEK LOOK FOR THE RADICAL FREAK LOOK CANNOT SAVE YOU

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TRADING THE GEEK LOOK FOR THE RADICAL FREAK LOOK CANNOT SAVE YOU

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sir Divish of Talmberg I really like his armor design. also another cursed process. I render my art on one layer and it really shows here lol

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Wow with balloons too!

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