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DO YOU EVEN LIFT MY NAME ON HIGH, BRO!?

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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Yes, exactly. You really should play it!

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Obi-wan way, Obi-wan truth, Obi-wan life.

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What "taxes" is he going on about here?

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The Loophole aka The Poophole

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*golf clap*

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I'm just surprised it took this long.

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"My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga. That's cos Jesus Christ is my nigga..."

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They're gonna need prayer themselves for all of that scoliosis.

New drive-thru prayer ministry launches in Texas (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/30357282961/daytona-beach-drive-in-christian-church-for-more)

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We reciprocally winked so hard it just had to happen.

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Silly young earth creationists!

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Pastor Jack Schaap demonstrates how to "polish a shaft". Anybody surprised he's a pedophile?

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Marketing 101: Know your target demographic.

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I don't even...

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Pic or it didn't happen!

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You mad, Conservative Right?