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Y’all.

People who are saying the Donald Trump is going to be more presidential when he gets elected and actual become president sound like the young women who get pregnant are insisting that the irresponsible guy you’ve been dating for two months will step up and be a good father because “now he is has to”. 

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When a cop murders a law-abiding citizen they are no longer a cop. They become a murderer. That concept shouldn’t be that hard to grasp.

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FAKE TV SHOW POSTERS → The Marauders 

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FAKE TV SHOW POSTERS → Kim Possible (Live Action)

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FAKE TV SHOW POSTERS → Mystery Inc. (Scooby Doo)

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this is too real though

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Fake Film Meme (for @purple-sodapop): Phatasm

A modern fantasy starring Jackie Cruz, Rami Malek, Graham Rogers, and Ruth Negga

Two magicians (Malek and Negga) own Atlanta’s nightlife, bringing in hundreds of tourists and locals each night. One is over a thousand years old, and the other has more tricks up his sleeve than even he can count. Each show is unique and the magic is as real as the moon is bright. Their apprentice (Cruz) is a young, ambitious magician, eager to prove herself to her bosses and their fans, no matter the cost. When corpses, moving or otherwise, start popping up, it’s up to a local detective (Rogers) to stop the madness and try to bring this city back to a semblance of normalcy.

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Who Am I Without Him?: Ch. 2 Girl, Didn’t I Say I Don’t Write Letters?

→ Starring Logan Browning & Michael B. Jordan

Devita Mae (Browning) and Jaquel (Jordan) are in the same English class and they are given an assignment to write letters to each other. The letters can be about anything they want, but the teacher can read it.

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fake movie meme: MANEATER.

starring: amber heard, sebastian stan and ashton kutcher

when two drug dealing partners alex (sebastian stan) and jack (ashton kutcher) move to the city, they try to find a way to break into their new scene. after they sneak into a party, alex ventures off and meets a stunning stranger named nikki (amber heard). the following day, alex hears about jack’s idea of adding a third member to the team - someone to use as a cover and a drug mule, and maybe even as a scapegoat if it came to it. 

when alex realises the member is nikki, he is torn between having a successful business and a successful relationship with the girl. but will the boys find that they are in fact being the ones played? 

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FAKE FILM MEME     anonymous asked: taylor swift & karlie kloss || fight club au

“god, you don’t get it, do you?  we’re not from the same world, taylor.  we’re not even from the same universe.  you spend your weekends at award shows and i spend mine watching people get the absolute shit kicked out of them.  i’ve seen people die from knife wounds.  i’ve seen some shit you can’t even imagine.  i don’t think you have any idea what you’re getting into.”

“no, i don’t.  but i want to do it anyway.”

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FAIRY TALE MEME: 3 / ??? fairytales ↳ The Snow Queen -Hans Christian Andersen (Danish) ❄ reimagined as Inuit

“I can give her no greater power than she has already, don’t you see how strong that is?“

Next door neighbours Kai and Gerda are childhood sweethearts, but one day Kai is struck by a fragment of the troll king’s evil mirror. The mirror fragment makes everything Kai sees seem ugly and bad, even Gerda. Kai becomes cruel and bitter, and Gerda misses her old friend.  One da, Kai hitched his sleigh to an unknown carriage, which turned out to be that of the Snow Queen. The Snow Queen kidnaps Kai, and the village presumes him dead. Gerda doesn’t believe this though, and sets out to find her dearest friend and restore him to his former self. 

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FAIRY TALE MEME Lesser-Known Fairy Tales [1/1]: THE OLD WOMAN IN THE WOODS

Then one day the little dove came and said, “Will you do me a favor?“   "Gladly, with all my heart,” said the girl.  

- Jacob & Wilhelm Grimm

(⚜ credits)

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the adventures of robin hood

jessica parker kennedy as rebecca of locksley/robin hood

gwendoline christie as joan little

imelda staunton as sister tuck

jamie chung as the sheriff of nottingham

lucy punch as princess jane

lena headey as grace of gisbourne

antonia thomas as lady marian fitzwalter 

eva green as queen rosamund the lionheart

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ksenia solo X nathan parsons [fake movie meme] as requested by josielarue

♡ after transferring to a new college, amy (ksenia solo) finds that her telekinetic abilities appeal to a wannabe witch, who happens to be seeking a partner. james (nathan parsons), like amy, has a troubled background, which combined with their progressing powers lead to potentially dangerous consequences.  

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Shuffle + Synopsis Meme; Sofia Vergara, Laurence Fishburne, and Shia LaBeouf (requested by @nainawhite) + Feel Flows by The Beach Boys

Mia Ramirez (Vergara) is in the middle of the best years of her life: a warm group of supportive friends, a recent job promotion, a loving boyfriend of two years. And after a rough childhood and series of personal hardships in her not-so-distant past, she’s more than happy to keep focused on her happier future.

A future that turns out to be much shorter than anticipated, when Mia ends up a fatality in a terrible car accident. Now, it’s time for Mia’s Divine judgement—only, instead of scales and recorded transgressions, Mia is brought to a private screening room. The feature film? Her past.

Joined by Senior Angel Stephen (Fishburne) and Senior Angel Jeffrey (LaBeouf), Mia is made to watch a “highlight” reel of the most important moments of her life; good and bad. Reliving her past horrors is the last thing Mia wants to do, but as the reel plays, Stephen and Jeffrey’s purpose starts to come out: they are there to test the departed soul’s outlook on life.

See, the hard part of dying isn’t getting into heaven—it’s determining your role once you’re there. Each living soul is paired with a guardian angel, and since different people respond to different personalities and attitudes, Stephen and Jeffrey are tasked with helping Mia determine who she’s been and who she is. 

A heart-warming yet bittersweet depiction of the afterlife, Glass Half is a reminder to look back at the moments that made you, you, and make your own judgement: have you lived a life half-full, or half-empty?

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Fake Film Meme (for anonymous): Compulsion

A gothic thriller starring Emilia Clarke, Alycia Debnam Carey, and Tyler Posey

Jack Walker (Posey) has been a wanderer for most of his life, until he stumbles into a little town in southern Alabama. There he meets Marianne (Clarke) and Lynette (Carey)—two women who are as thick as thieves can be. It’s not until he’s officially a part of their crew that he realizes just how in over his head he really is.

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FAKE FILM MEME - Emma Watson and Ashley Frangipane  ( asked by @vaticancas )

“I’m fading, Bryn.” “No, no you aren’t. You’re just forgetful, it doesn’t mean anything, it –” “It’s not me that’s forgetting. It’s the world that’s forgetting me.”

E Q U I N O X A young woman named Bryn (Frangipane) makes a psychic connection with Clemence (Watson), the ghost of a 50′s waitress who use to write poetry in the same park that Bryn visits yearly during the autumnal equinox to honour her sister’s passing. However, as Clemence becomes increasingly disoriented and forgetful, Bryn begins to fear Clemence is fading from existence altogether. Bryn must begin to investigate the strange occurrence of Clemence’s untimely death before her time runs out.