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I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than winning and being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Harvey Specter

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I wanna be a cool unshakable asshole, but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.

Mike Ross

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I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Harvey Specter

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Mike: There's no i in 'team', but there's one in 'pizza'

Rachel: So you're not going to share?

Mike: I'm not going to share

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(shortly after they first met)

Mike: I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Harvey: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people's feelings?

Mike: Yeah, don't you?

Harvey: No! How do you get anything done?

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Rachel: Are you alright? It looks like you got no sleep last night.

Mike: I got 8 minutes.

Mike: Not consecutively though, but it’s fine, you’re not even that blurry.

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Louis: (texting) Where the hell are you and Harvey?!

Mike: (texting) We're fucking -

Mike: getting drinks [not delivered]

Mike: because we deserve it after this case [not delivered]

Louis: Nevermind

Mike: NO WAIT [not delivered]

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Harvey: I care about all of my friends equally.

Donna: We were all attacked while you were away.

Harvey: Is Mike okay?!

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Trevor: See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.

Mike: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally come to your house and smack you.

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Donna: My coffee this morning cost $93

Harvey: What did you order?

Donna: A $3 latte and a $90 parking ticket

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Harvey: I love you.

Donna: Is that you or the wine talking?

Harvey: It's me talking to the wine.

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Harvey: out of my way, extras!

Mike: stop calling people “extras” just because you don’t know them!

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Donna: I dare you to make-out with the next person who walks in this room.

Harvey: That’s ridiculous! No way-

Mike: *walks in*

Harvey: I’ll do the dare. Rules are rules.

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Harvey: oh no, here we go again fighting over what I said…

Donna: are you quoting Demi Lovato?

Harvey: I’m sorry, yeah I'm sorry

Donna: this is not how you apologize, Harvey

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Mike: I just never thought I’d see it with my own two eyes, and here it is. It’s just…there..in front of me.

Harvey: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Mike: Yeah

Harvey: The Eiffel Tower is behind us.

Mike: Yes…but this is the bridge from Inception.

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Mike: I need you to support me

Harvey: I’m not a fucking bra!

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Rachel: What's your workout routine?

Jessica: Does running out of fucks to give count as cardio?