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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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how are y'all getting through the days at the moment? I'll admit I'd appreciate some crowdsourced coping mechanisms.

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unfortunately I am a yapper and I am an oversharer i am just not a nonchalant mysterious person

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EPIC

Photo from Portland Pride 2019 © The Oregonian

[Photograph of a man dressed as Captain America, from behind with his shield on his back, waving a rainbow-striped American flag]

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Making a flat/wide/bulbous nose appreciation post because those big nose posts never include them:

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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I CRACK SUMMER OPEN LIKE AN EGG AND I FRY IT WITH A BIT OF BUTTER AND SOP UP ITS GOLDEN YOLK WITH TOAST AND ITS ALL WARM ALL SALT ALL THE TIME !

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Chroma V - Yunchul Kim

Video: a metres-long serpentine robot suspended from a ceiling. It has flexing panels with a fluctuating mother-of-pearl pattern. No audio.

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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YETIDE BADAKI AS NEERA KETOUL IN STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS - 2.02 - AD ASTRA PER ASPERA

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Costura invisible para que no se vea las puntadas de hilo en cualquier tejido. Os he puesto en el blog otro vídeo con más técnicas.

Obviously it is for sewing some fabric and you don't want the thread to be seen.

And for those who ask why in a tomato, it's because of its thin, transparent skin, where you can see it is held underneath, hence the name "transparent stitching."

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I was making a doodle about an AroAce mood and fucked up the third panel but I think this might be better actually

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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev

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