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what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted
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on this day 13 years ago we heard “house of wolves” & “sharpest lives” for the first time and we haven’t been the same
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it really is funny tho how u dont see tumblr "influencers" like can u imagine someone rolling up to a 5 star restaurant and expecting a table without a reservation and a free meal cause they made a post that said "I Are Gay" ? like i would riot
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my girl got the skyrim lockpick brows
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Questions from other dimensions
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Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK
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you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship
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Every single one of Hillary’s deleted emails is me sending her a neopets referral
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the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”
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i bought a small little paddington bear in a cute little bag for $0.49 today and the bag said “please take care of this bear!” and there was a little note in the bag from someone named jay that was for someone named emma that said that this little bear was a good luck charm and that if you took care of it you would have good luck wherever you went so what im trying to say is its my most prized possession
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