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please bethesda bring back custom spells in tes6 so i can keep doing this shit

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Wren if he was graying, on account of The Horrors more than anything else

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There is a sort of constant battle between the two of them to the degree that they are fighting, but they are taking care of one another. When the sugar goes on the cheek of Patrick, Art takes it off with his hand in a very nice gesture of kindness -- and very intimate, I would say. But at the same time, they are really tense. And I think it’s about being jealous of one another, but at the same time wanting one another.

Challengers (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

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painted my beautiful wife Gwen BBC Merlin :)

[ID: a realistic digital painting of Gwen from BBC Merlin over an olive green background. Gwen is in 3/4 view, shown from the waist up. She has a soft, neutral expression on her face. She is wearing a purple linen dress with a natural linen apron and a natural linen corset embroidered with flowers and animals, and her hair is down.]

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I am a firm believer in The Suspension of Disbelief, like I have no problems with this, I am an avid fantasy enjoyer. But. There are very specific Notions. That just hit me like a horrid and pungent wet rag. And I need to get this burden off my chest. And it's always about. Smells.

1. Sulphur/brimstone smells like rotten egg. Or like a fart when you know something is Very Wrong with you. If you are including this in a description of a demonic being who is supposed to be sexy, I am sorry Justin was right I cannot be turned on in a room that smells like LITERAL poo.

2. Opposite this, ozone smells like vaguely garlicky.

3. I KNOW THIS ONE IS CONCEPTUALLY HOT. THIS ONE BREAKS MY HEART. but like...vampire people...period blood smells so bad. The Period Smell is well known. Period blood smells like a garbage disposal. I barely recognize it as blood because it's mostly Other Viscera that has exactly enough blood to be red. It is quite literally the unused garbage of the uterus, and it smells like it.

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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presenting unto Skyrim fans for their consideration: transfemme Miraak? Because we love a gatekeeping girlboss dragon priest.

I've also made her mixed snow elven and reachfolk-- with draconic influence from her millennium stewing in apocrypha and having nothing better to do than absorb draconic knowledge, and that eventually comes to change her physically.

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in MY WORLDSTATE,,,,Hawke goes to Skyhold to give info about Corypheus and that is IT!!! There is no opportunity for him to get left in the Fade because when implored to help siege Adamant fortress he said “I can’t be doin shit like that, I have a kid.” So like, rest in peace Stroud me and Ali are LEAVING.

baby Tad is me and @luddlestons Hawke/Anders spawn and I lob her. She will be running amok at Skyhold. She just went with her Da until Papa can sneak in with his warden gear. Perfect disguise.

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I love the "Where's the Chantry? Not in Darktown!" npc dialogue bc she gets it.

I fucking love Darktown. Like there's all these people, they're rotting here, they're dying here; in the sewers, in the dark. And where's the Chantry, for all its supposed charity, for all the gold they have in that huge church to build a gilded statue where the qunari used to be? Not here. They don't care about the poor dying folk of Darktown or even Lowtown. The city of Kirkwall lays on Darktown like a blanket, like a sheet or a shroud; covering up what those above don't want to see, what isn't pleasant. But there's a lantern light that promises healing and salvation for a minute, at least.

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"Not another word. In fact - not another breath from any of you."

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saw shebbz's Elvis Stats post and immediately had to throw a few of my OCs at it :)

my vamps get the automatic dead before 50 bonus lmao

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i said i'd do it and i did it. now i can quantify exactly how elvisy all my faves are... and you can, too!

feel free to spread this bad boy around maybe??? but here it is for some exemplary faves of mine:

a couple notes:

actual perfect score with full bonus points is 15/10

feel free to fudge the numbers in whatever direction you think is funnier; this operates on roger rabbit rules and i want you, person reading this, to be able to say so-and-so is "a 9 out of 10 on the elvis scale" for comedic effect if you truly want to

↑ this is why i counted hawkeye's gross martinis as "food"

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oh hey jude we thought you were dead

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gotta be one of my favorite genders fr !!

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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.

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Everybody needs Todd Howard in a teletubby costume holding a shotgun on their blog.

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