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"Nonsense. You're family, Charlie. You are no less important than anyone else I call kin."
His smile was no less warm, his voice still soft with assurance. Hell may have been deemed a lesser place by most of Paradiso, yes, but to him, this was still a part of the Dominion. The humans here were still his people, just as the Winners and the Living were. Sinners were still human. And was he not the son of man?
The Rabbi smoothed his hands over his waist, looking down at his niece with a sense of awe. Affection he wished he had shown her far sooner. He took a deep breath, and with all the confidence he could muster, offered her an outstretched palm.
"I want to help with the Hotel."
"I don;t care what Sera, Michael, or anyone else in Heaven says. I believe in redemption and salvation, always."
It was such a bizarre feeling. She couldn't ... describe it, and it wasn't a happy, exciting feeling. One that left her jaw agape, a loss of words that she couldn't pinpoint in her mind. A pause in time. She swore it froze in that moment upon the realization that it was Him. Her father had mentioned him a couple of times but never was honest in his relationship with him. Her large eyes fluttered with multiple blinks, still processing it.
" ... my dad hasn't talked about you in ... years. If you're here, then, would that mean ... ?"
Her hands were tight, balled up and pressed against her sides before stepping near the door, letting him inside. There had to be ... a reason, right?
" ... then you know ... my name, right? But ... can I ask ... why you're here? Normally, angels are here for the ... exorcisms, but you're ... waaay more important than me. What brings you here ... Yeshua?"
... it felt so odd to say his name. It was informal to her. There had to be a reason or something she could word to say it better in her mind.
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"Life is kind when it can be." He chuckled, fussing with the hem of his cloak as he spoke. It made sense some might have forgotten- it wasn't like Yeshua made a lot of public appearances these days. Maybe after the crucifixtion, sure- his death had been a bit of a big deal. But this many centuries later, he was mostly focused on more important matters.
"What about you?Still up to no good up here?"
"Oh..wait... heralded?! Your birth?!" "Oh no way!? You were that baby in the manger!" "Oh yah I remember you! Yeshua! Apologies I just been going through a rough patch in heaven and my heads been all mixed up lately!"
"How have you been? Doing well I hope?"

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To Eluhim, what are your plans for the Hunters, for families like The Van Helsings? In reference to @johannes-van-helsing
"Peter had been the first. I remembered his loyalty to my son and stationed him at the Gate as reward for his service. His descendants were benefactors of his blessings, of course- and the more that served our cause, the more blessings I sent."
"My plan had always been for them to lead the war on Pandemonium. To serve beside Adam, Gabriel, and Michael. Generals, Strategists, Spies."
His gaze lowered to the station beside his throne, through which he kept his watch on humanity to monitor his plan. "But some people betray their intended purpose. And for that, there are often consequences."
#;Questions and Queries || Asks#brainnoworketh#;the great i am || ic posts#;i am who i am | replies#;queue
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Pffffft sorry I tried sending an ascii rose to cheer you up 🌹🌹🌹 (since you can’t send pictures on anon)
But seeing confused Jesus was funny too
thanks for the positivity, fam.
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who tf is making videos like that? I'll file a report
As much as I appreciate that, if I send an army of angry friends to mass report the video I'll be ridiculed even further. Commentary youtubers are deeply vitriolic, harsh, angry, and vengeful. I should know, I used to be one. And it was deeply detrimental to my wellbeing. Honestly, ditching my old channel and username and starting fresh was the right choice in the end.
It's better for everyone to just... ignore it. starve them for a reaction. the more people watch the video, the more money he makes. Which would incentivize him to make more.
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Yeah way too far, I hope karma bites the asshole who made the video right in the ass
I appreciate the empathy.
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out of curiosity i did watch the video and even if the video and people in it are vile fucks they didn't even mention your rp drama callout once
Huh. I thought for sure they had mentioned the schism.
Thopugh I'm happy to know that I misremembered that part, it doesnt take away the rest of the pain. Especially they way they mock me losing Ava. That was... too far.
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💬 + Y'shua, for Eluhim?
"I gave everything for my father's plan. Everything I was, everything I had, was for his vision. I was made to save humanity, that's what he told me. And I believed it."
"Never let anyone choose who you are for you."
#;Questions and Queries || Asks#savior-of-humanity#;the son of man || ic posts#;speak the word | replies#;queue
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Yeshua that worldly uncle who gives life advice and brings you souvenirs from his trips while he tells you stories. You only ever see him once or twice a year (maybe one every couple years if times are bad) but you know it's an adventure every time he shows up!
"One of my favorite things to do is gather souvineers from my trips to the Living World for all my friends and family. Lucifer loves shinies and sweets, and I love gathering postcards for Charlie when I can. I want to try getting a knife from every city I visit for Lute, or guitar picks for Adam."
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Soooooo what you're saying is that you *don't* know how to please a partner? Because that's what I'm hearing. (fully expecting to get smote by God here)
"Having the knowledge and enjoying the execution of technique are two very different things."
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💬 + Kronk
"Stunning.. polite,, charismatic... Men like him are rare, few and far between."
"I can't help but picture him in a silk gandorah, his chest exposed, my hands to freely wander him as we talk of food and culture... "
#;Questions and Queries || Asks#Anonymous#;the son of man || ic posts#;speak the word | replies#;The Hand of Paradise | Lewd
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@0bitvaries followed you! (For Kenny!)
"Being honest, I feel like I've known you and your friends your whole lives."
Gently, the Rabbi placed two small glasses on the table between them, a pitcher of sweet tea beside them. "It's.. nice, to see you four out and about all the time. All the adventures, all the times you've come to my rescue.."
He couldn't resist a small chuckle, shaking his head. "You're a good kid, Kenneth. I mean it."
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"I- hhhh.."
Yeshua groaned rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"Okay, yes, I have some rather advanced kinks. Living in Hell as long as I have has exposed me to a very interesting fetish culture, and because of that I've developed some.. interests. Okay? Are you happy now?"
"Am I not blunt about everything?"
#;The Son of Man || IC Posts#;The Hand of Paradise | Lewd#;Speak the Word | Replies#on-dragons-wings
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"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO BLUNT ABOUT THIS??"
"Is one of those things that you like being fisted?"
#;The Son of Man || IC Posts#;The Hand of Paradise | Lewd#;Speak the Word | Replies#on-dragons-wings
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"There are just.. some things I prefer to keep to myself."
"Fisting is not something to be embarrassed over."
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Ru gasos softly, eye widening. Oh. OH. "Mmmn I see," she murmurs, fear creeping into her voice, but there was also excitement.
She loved a challenge and the brat in her squeals in joy. Her small, lithe body presses into him, face flushed from both fear and adrenelin.
"I'll make you notice me, you'll be begging for me~"
"You are more than welcome to try, little creatuire. I am not easily swayed."
His grasp on her wrists only tightened, holding her firm to the wall like one would restrain an animal. "But, if you wish to waste your time, I will not be one to interfere. Free will, and what not..."
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