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To add onto this!! I attempted to translate this into Stardew Valley currency using the cost of gold bars within the game (but I could ALSO be very wrong), and in (currency) gold alone, Lewis is spending about 90,689g on that statue!

BUT!!

If we run on the assumption that craftsmanship has a rate for whoever he commissioned and base it off of Clint's upgrade rate (×8 for the gold pickaxe upgrade), he probably spent about...

725,515g

on that.

He pays you 750g to keep your mouth shut about it.

@alfredopizzaluver151 the revolt is now

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It really rubs me the wrong way seeing Demetrius get criticized a lot more than Pam tbh

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I FORGOT MY BLOG NAME USED TO BE JOJAHASNORIGHTS AHAHAHAHA

jojahasnorights -> fallforaging!!

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Junimo time!

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Farmer: I wasn’t drunk

Shane: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Farmer, choking on tears: But YOU ARE!

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:)

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Anyone wanna play some Stardew Valley on PC?

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someone a while back requested some alternate hairstyles for elliott ✂

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Oh.

Oh. My. God.

YOU CAN PLANT GRASS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING NEXT

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Headcanons for Shane, one from the past and one for the present.

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summer 🍎🌿🌱

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what can I say – it is one of my favorite things.

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Stardew Valley villagers are such good people :’)

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when you harvest crop

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My Stardew Valley adventures have mostly been catching driftwood and loving my dog, but I enjoy it nonetheless lol

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kissing/hugging headcanons for all bachelors!!

You got it kiddo! One order of Sweet Boys, coming right up!

Sam: he likes to kiss you any chance he gets! He lov u! He loves just lazing around and covering your cheeks in as much kisses as he can give! And he always gives the biggest, warmest bear hugs full of his love! He lov u!!!!

Sebastian: he prefers smaller, quick kisses, if that makes sense. He’s not one for making out, but he wouldn’t mind just a lot of kisses. Sometimes though, he likes one long, passionate kiss, but those are rare for him. He also has…no idea how to hug. Arms around person, right? His hugs are either a bit distant, and you can tell he’s nervous, or they’re soft and close and he buries his head in your neck and he never wants to let go

Elliott: he loves passionate kisses! If there is no passion, what is the point? Even his cheek kisses have all of his love poured into every one! And his hugs! If you are not fully enveloped in the warmth of his love, why even bother? You deserve the best! Nothing less!

Harvey: he has no idea what he’s doing and it shows, but it’s also really sweet?? He’s trying his best??? His kisses are kinda sloppy, but they fill you with so much love, it’s hard to describe. His hugs are really gentle and warm and they leave you both with a big goofy smile when you let go

Shane: his kisses are also a little sloppy, but also very casual. That doesn’t mean they don’t show his love, it’s just missing a little something. However, he does make up for it with his hugs! Great big bear hugs that give you a warm fuzzy feeling every time! It’s almost like he’s scared to let go, but he just has really strong hugs and doesn’t realize it.

Alex: speaking of strong, Alex is the exact opposite for kissing. He’s soft, gentle, wants you to know he loves you, and he loves kisses that are a little longer. Or he can shower you in kisses, which he does often. But! His hugs! Are so strong! He tries to be gentle, but he accidentally squeezes a bit of breath out of you every time without meaning to. He’s just too strong and has too much love!!