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Life when a man isnāt annoying me š
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Sheās giving ālet me tell you somethingā


Buzz cut Vi is so š³
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Cancel culture getting outta hand, so bad Iām slowly leaving twt

Wrong answers only! :D
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GET TO KNOW ME??
Yes ofc <33 thanks @sapphicwiles for tagging me MWUAH gonna overshare because it adds to the flamboyancey of my personaāØ
Last song: Omg well currently my Spotify is playing āBrown Noise for 10 Hoursā but the actual last song I listened to was Salt by an Aussie girl band (yes I am an Aussie) called Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers. Saw them live last year at a teeny tiny gig that was all vibes no drama and I LOVE them. However favs from them is āAHHHH!ā and āGirl Sportsā GO LISTEN PLEASEEE
Fav colours: So weāre really going thereā this is an audhd trap Iām telling youā¦fav colours are black, purple, green and brown. I also really love muted colours!! (See Pinterest board for details LOL) Iām very particular about colours and as a fashion girly itās important to me that everyone utilises the colour wheel when styling. Use it wisely. I will find you. Respectfully that is a warning.
Specifically my Whimsigoth and PURPLEE sections <3
Last book/fic: OOOOF. Okay so I havenāt been reading physical books in a phat minute so I apologise to my bookcase that is filled with many novels (ily donāt hate me) However, if my memory stands correctly, the last book I read was the Carry on series by Rainbow Rowell, specifically the last book in the trilogy Any Way the Wind Blows. Shoutout to Snowbaz fans (the gays will forever consume my mind) NOW, the last fic I read was Heavy is the Crown by Luna_Monroe. But if we wanna get technical here, the last fic I read that was completed was Your Dearest Fantasy by shadowsandsouls aka @sapphicwiles (also the first chapter of the sequel is stunning as usual)
Last Tv Show/Movie: So tbh I donāt really watch tv or moviesā¦which is funny seeming as Iām a raging arcane fan. The last show that I sat down and properly watched WAS arcane, and the last movie I properly watched was Deadpool and Wolverine at the Cinemas (cuz Iām cool like that). Convinced myself Hugh Jackman had the hottest abs, only to realise months later after S2 of arcane that it was the fact that I actually liked butch lesbians and was a raging lesbian (thankfully I figured it out) anyhoo, any cinematic media I visually consumed in between those time frames was against my will and not if my choosing.
Sweet/savoury/spice: Savoury girl through and through (I think thatās the saying..?) if I do need something sweet my preference is Hokey Pokey ice cream :) But I really love a good pie with mushrooms, or creamy pasta UGH SO GOOD
Current obsession/s: CAITVIIII MY BELOVEDS. Also getting back into marvel??? Like Spider-Man and also Bucky. Oh shit I gotta watch the new season of daredevil. Sigh⦠so much for not watching television.
Looking forward to: MOVING AHHHH. Moving states this year to study next year. Havenāt been in school for a few years so Iām excited to go back!! Also possibly see snow for the first time, go thrifting lots and make some art!
Added way too much context but yk what? Thatās okay. Thanks again for tagging me MWUAH :) I unfortunately donāt talk enough to people on here so I donāt even know who to tag :,)
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Tagged in the get-to-know-me questions!
Thanks @toriwritesstories ! I donāt think Iāve ever done one of these before! (If you donāt follow Tori, you should, thereās some more CyberPunk CaitVi on the horizonā¦š)
Last song: I was listening to the sigh no more album this morning because Iām a chronic Mumford and Sons listener, but I have been listening to so much Adrienne Lenker recently bc of my fic lmao
Favorite color: green/orange/yellow I love mid-century modern eclectic design, my house looks like your funky grandmaās kitchen
Last book/fic: Last book was Gideon the Ninth and fuck ANYONE who said it would help you cope with Arcane, that book gave me the biggest crashout Iāve ever had over a book in my entire life. Last fic was ādepollute me, gentle angelā by romanovasquinn which was so good but mind the tags and the authorās note!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62258209?view_adult=true#main
Last TV show/movie: 8 Mile! Never seen it before, my husband grew up as a little autistic white girl from the boonies with a special interest in the history of rap beef and thatās my favorite thing to picture
Sweet/savory/spicy: YES! I am a flavor combiner, I canāt apologize
Last thing I searched for online: āeffect of pregnancy on dream recallā for the fic not for me (yāall know I love a dream sequence š“)
Current obsession: you already knoooowwwww its my babies CaitVi
Looking forward to: in my personal life, my much younger sister graduating high school; in my online life, posting chapters 3-4 of my fic bc theyāre my favorite so far
So thatās me! Thanks, Tori! Iām gonna tag a few people but thereās no pressure to do it if you donāt want to! @fallingrealms16 bc of course and @thebigqueer and @idkwhatimdoingbutslay
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Finished a project so now I can get back to writing (and reading)
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vi is so attractive.
VI IS SO ATTRACTIVE.
iām never getting over the fact that she is not real.
i literally want to marry her and have her babies
she is so dayum fine š
cait is so freaking lucky
donāt be getting me wrong, cait is freaking sexc as fuck
but that short hair on vi just hits different
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This is my contribution

the screenshots i have of this goddamn show
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the screenshots i have of this goddamn show
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what if act2 but nobody gets better, they get worse insteadš
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i don't really like this but hey caitvi week day 6 !! vampires mmmm
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I'm gonna hold your tit when I say this, Vi is the type of woman who wears cute panties under his big girl fit VI IS THE TYPE OF WOMAN WHO WEARS CUTE PANTIES UNDER HIS BIG GIRL FIT.
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Hopefully I die first before tumblr does
If Tumblr dies hereās a list of the places you can find me!
The woods at 3:48 am
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If Tumblr dies hereās a list of the places you can find me!
The woods at 3:48 am
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