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Happy two year anniversary to whatever the fuck this was

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'80 degrees in november we're cooked' and yet you still use chatgpt as a search engine

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I hate that the yellowjackets creators dropped the tai senator plot because i have so many questions. No one recognized her when they dined-and-dashed? No one recognized the black, lesbian, traumatized senator that they voted for? They don’t recognize her with a red-head side chick instead of simone who was in her promotional photos?

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By the way So What I inhaled all that asbestos no need to belittle me I thought there was a Secret Surprise in there but No turns out just more Asbestos

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me, on one knee: do you wanna be my woomf (wife oomf)

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OHHHbh FUCKING G my pOENIS DO NOT PUT ICY HOT ON PEENIS FUCK ItbURNS!!@

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I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post

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there’s probably someone way smarter than me who can explain it better but kendrick lamar’s halftime show was an amazing performance piece that goes beyond a “super bowl halftime show”

the american flag motifs? uncle sam telling him his art is too ghetto and essentially too “black”? praising him for doing a censored disney song instead? AND DOING IT ALL IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES???

and oh yeah he called drake a pedophile in front of the entire nation

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liberals still refusing to recognize that Kamala Harris had already supported a genocide for a year and that cost her the election is fun. (She also ran as a republican) Incapable of learning political belief system. Like I don’t know how to explain it to liberals the simple fact “the things you do and fight for in power are more important than promises.” And Kamala and Joe Biden spat on the democratic base fighting for genocide. Like they are still blaming Palestine supporters on here. Immoral and stupid people.

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I looked at your blog and it seems you do not violate my DNI in any obvious way... you survive... for now...

WOOHOO

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stop putting g!p cait on my feed who the fuck did this

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When “virgin!reader” is written suspiciously like a child…

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semi/implied nsfw // no smut

mdni

ellie seeing you wearing her clothes for the first time. absolutely fucking melting because god you just look so hers. she gets the cheesiest smile on her face and comes to hold your hips.

"this mine?"

"oh, uh.. mhm.."

"you too?"

"of course.."

and she knows that, of course, but hearing you say it and seeing it draped over your body in the form of her favorite hoodie just does something to her.

next thing you know her grip on your hips gets a little harder and her lips are finding their way up and down your neck, she's reaching one hand up to pull the hood away and give her more access and then the same hand is finding it's way under the fabric, wandering up and down. maybe slipping under your waistband. maybe the noise you make drives the feeling even further and she's shifting to hook her hands under your thighs and carry you to the bedroom.

maybe she makes you keep the hoodie on the whole time.

"do you want your hoodie back?"

"fuck no."

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loser!ellie headcanons

dating loser!ellie // pt 3 of ??

au seperate from the college series

mdni

contains: loser masc

• loser!ellie who texts you all hours of the day. i'm talking one handed at work, in the shower, out with friends, right when she wakes up to the minute she falls asleep.

• loser!ellie who denied liking you when you first asked because she was scared to lose you as a friend

• loser!ellie who was in denial to herself about it

• loser!ellie who freaked out to jesse and dina after you confessed like she lowkey crashed out but in a good way (she laid on her bedroom floor saying 'bro' out loud over and over again)

• loser!ellie who will tell you she was being really cool and nonchalant in her texts to dina and jesse

• loser!ellie who loves sending tiktoks back and forth with you. you guys send each other like ten in a row everytime either of you is on tiktok. you're the only person she cares about keeping a streak with.

• loser!ellie who annoys the fuck out of you

• loser!ellie who cannot type for shit

• loser!ellie who calls you 'dude' and 'bro' because she has intimacy issues but it's chill

• loser!ellie who loves giving gifts and will literally beg you to let her send you shit

• loser!ellie who wants to be a streamer

• loser!ellie who has an insane amount of spotify streams for most of her fav artists

• loser!ellie who listens to the playlist you made her when she's getting ready

• loser!ellie who made a playlist about you before you guys made playlists for each other (you guys were still just friends at both points)

• loser!ellie whos coworker called her out asking who she was texting smiling like that and she just giggled and went to hide in the break room

• loser!ellie who drinks an inhumane amount of dr pepper like you're concerned

• loser!ellie who spams you when she wants attention and you threaten to block her

• loser!ellie whos message didnt go through once and she thought you blocked her fr

• loser!ellie who cried and threw up

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