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X: (sitting in a sexy pose) I'm gonna look for your passionate love.

Massimo: (blushing) Um... Okay?!

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Incorrect Scenario - MassiPerish

X: H-hewwo is anybody thewe

(cave slowly begins to fill with water)

X: H-hewwo pwease somebody hewp me H-ewwo!!

( you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you)

X: Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me

Massimo: God wwest youw soul

X: Hewwo! Ma'am why awe you doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease

X: M-mr Massiwo is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr massiwo hewwo H-hewwo?!

X: @( ◕ x ◕ )@

X: Pwease Mr Massiwo Pwease save me i downt wanna die

X: H-hewwo mr massiwo awe you still thewe

X: M-mr massiwo pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed

X: Ill do anything fow you mr massiwo pwease hewp

Massimo: Anything?

X: Anything for you mr Massiwo :3

Massimo: T H E N   P E R I S H

D:

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X: (violently cries)

Spider: What the fuck?

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Mach Jentra: I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL.... (lights flammable spray can on fire)

X, Zero, Axl: (screeches in utter terror) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Mach Jentra: YOU BETTER STOP!!! STOP!!!

Axl: OH NOOoo!!

Mach Jentra: GET BACK!!!

Mach Jentra: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

https://youtu.be/ZqUZkv8eqsE - source

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The Rebellion Cadre: You better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

X: What the fuck?

https://youtu.be/zDgc3LTiF9U - source

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X: The person above is triple gay. Oh wait.

(Massimo posts above him)

Massimo: I did it because I am triple gay.

X: Who are you gay for?

Massimo: You.

X: I'm not worthy.

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Spider: My spider senses are tingling!

Massimo: Are you okay?

Spider: No. 

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Incorrect-scenario Treasure in Lagrano Ruins part 2

X: (walking back to base feeling tired) ugh... Couldnt find...treasure ill try tomorrow too...tired

Massimo: (spots X as he runs up to him) Hey there X where were u at the whole afternoon Zero was looking for u

X: ( looks at massimo feeling sluggish) Ah massimo sorry i was out for awhile, and thank u for telling me where is Zero now?

Massimo: (feeling worried about X as he sees X very tired he then suddenly carries x)

X: Hey M, Massimo! Put me down i can walk its fine im not hurt or anything...

Massimo: No its fine ill take u to Zero no worries X he's in the second floor chilling

X: (sighs) ok then t, thanks massimo sorry i look like shit heh

Massimo: No problemo X just here to help and besides im the justice friend remember haha

X: Ah eh heh thats...something

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(The trio arrive in the Onovan Desert)

X: This place is so sandy! What happened here?!

Massimo: Maybe somebody broke 1 million hourglasses?

X: Uh... Massimo? Is that logic?

Massimo: Nope.

X: Exactly. 

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Incorrect-scenario Treasure in Lagrano Ruins

X: (walking down the Lagrano Ruins looking for something on his own) Hmm treasure...DAMNIT i should of asked Marino for help...oh well

Ferham: (flying down slowly as she walks up to X) Well well well...what are u doing here and all alone hmm?

X: (jumps back abit and takes out his x buster) Ah! Its...the Red Witch! What do u want are u here for the treasure as well?!

Ferham: (gets abit annoyed) Oh how dare u call me Red Witch its Ferham u blue idiot at least remember your enemies names!

X: (still pointing his x buster at her while walking back slowly) well im deeply sorry Ferham but i believe u should go im looking for something unless your here to kill me too...

Ferham: (looks at X and smirks abit being suave) Ah treasure X sweetie aren't u going to i dont know share with me u know sexy Ferham hehe, and no dont worry X im not here to kill u i wouldnt do such a thing...hehe

X: (blushing but also feeling nervous as he still points the x buster at her) I...i dont trust u if i turn my back for a few seconds you'll chew me out for sure! Go away leave me alone...

Ferham: (she walks up to X face to face and kisses him on the cheek as she flys up) ok thats all i wanted to do X next time i see u ill have my fun (wink) (flys away)

X: uhh i have the weridest boner right now...

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Axl: Mother trucker, dude! That hurt like a butt-cheek on a stick!

Zero: Watch your profanity!

 https://youtu.be/2sSVLTLED78 - source

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Epsilon: Stop perching on my throne.

Ferham: I’M A BAD BITCH! YOU CAN’T STOP ME!!!

Epsilon: Oh my god Ferham, for the last time. Stop perching on my throne.

Ferham: BUT I’M A BAD BIRD BITCH!!!

Epsilon: (Face-palms while Ferham is squacking like a chicken) I have to deal with this... EVERY MORNING...

https://youtu.be/GaNGKD4MTV0 - source/what i’m refrencing

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Duckbill Mole: Hey Gaudile wanna do a dance off?

Gaudile: Get a degree in engineering, not in violently shaking your body parts in such a pattern.

Duckbill Mole: I don’t go to school, old man.

Gaudile: (to himself) Kids these days...

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OG Massimo: (jumps into a wheel chair) I have crippling depression!

New Massimo: DON’T DO THIS TO ME, SENPAI!!! 

https://youtu.be/DLMdxsJY3zo - source

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Incorrect-scenario Father and Son Time

X: Hey father i have a question...how was my big brother like was he courageous and fought for the humans?

Dr. Light: Ah X my son well yea your older brother MegaMan, he cared about the humans and was very courageous like u son, but why bring up your brother?

X: (thinking feeling abit sad) i just wish i could of u know met him and talked to him or we would both save the world from mavericks thats all (sigh)

Dr. Light: X my sweet sweet son, i know u care about family i understand that but its best u dont i wouldn't want u to be sad all the time so be happy not just for u dear X but for everyone ok someday i will also die but thats perfectly natural for humans so please understand

X: i understand father im sorry i was just curious that is all and of course i will be happy and fight for everyone out there