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This victory will give Kevin the power to appear in the next nightvale episode

If only….

If anything, this tournament has demonstrated to me that fans will love what they love, even if it’s a character with a number of appearances I can count on my fingers, or a series been abandoned for years. It’s honestly inspired me to just be more unabashedly a fan, like….. I really appreciate it.

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Congratulations to our blood-soaked blorbo!! AND his forced labor plans!! No one misleads the people quite like Kevin <333

CONGRATS TO THE ONE AND ONLY KEVIN DESERT BLUFFS FOR WINNING THE @falseprophetpoll !!!

everyone go congratulate the world's falsest prophet!!!! Do it now or else!!!

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You guys did amazing though!! And I’ve gone from not knowing who Zane was to scheduling a MCD watch through - there’s no doubt in my mind he’s a slimy guy and an incredibly false prophet.

Did you know Kevin was the number one expected win, and Zane was number twenty four?? Part of it was me not knowing how big MCD was (apparently big enough to run a toy line, Kuru!!), but a huge chunk has just been this infective enthusiasm. I’ve seen multiple tags over multiple polls saying they didn’t know Zane, but were swayed by people’s propaganda. So, I’m comfortable calling going from #24 to #2 a Zanesweep.

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Congratulations to Kevin WTNV on winning the poll, and to Zane Ro’Meave for winning a ridiculously hard fought second place!!

I’ll do a breakdown of the results tomorrow (did you know Zane wasn’t even in the top ten seeds? Yeah!!), and answering a few more asks, but I want to thank EVERYONE for voting, spreading propaganda, and just showing a lot of love to all their blorbos. I don’t think there was a single character I didn’t at least see an ask or a rant in the tags for! It was wonderful.

I also thank everyone for being pretty polite to me as a mod and also, tbh, each other. I’m so glad we could keep the silly, silly.

And of course, a huge thank you to @kindcolors again, who did the beautiful banner I couldn’t live without, and took time out of their busy schedule to do it. You should all thank him too tbh

I have another poll I’ll be running if you had fun with this one, over at @biggestegobracket, where I’ll post the terms and open submissions!

And of course, I have a final poll for you all:

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Two Hours Left!!

Two men show down: One, correct in his prophecies but unheard and careless, and the other, screeching of hell in the face of the sun. Who is the falsest prophet of the mechanisms universe?

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Two Hours left!!

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you guys should vote kevin.... he made a whole ass ritual to summon something he thought was his god and to do it it requires milk. and teeth. you put teeth in milk, that's part of the ritual!!!

He really did just make shit up huh.

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NOT ZANE PROPAGANDA BUT!!

When i was younger some girl was obsessed with Zane & Kawaii-chan and she always asked me to draw her art of them. I came to school with papers of fan art and she told me a few days later that a Zane picture flew out her car window and i wonder if anyone found my drawing of poor anime style Zane…

(Anyways vote kevin 🌞)

I think that someone should count it as a blessing. How often to do you see a summation of teen love in the physical wild. The moment it left the car it became a poem. #kevinsweep

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Vote Zane because maybe if he wins his creator will have to finish the abandoned show he is from/j

(this is light hearted i have nothing against the creator)

😔…

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like other asks have said it’s literally gonna be his anniversary LET HIM HAVE THIS. Cecil won sexyman why can’t Kevin have something it’s his literal right

ough the compelling nature of balance…

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he's an arsonist, he's got personal beef with three seperate gods including his ex fiance and his brother, he's emo, he's an enemy to single fathers everywhere, he does drag in his spare time, he's a nepotism baby, he's a brony, he somehow came into possession of the decaying heart of this universe's equivalent of the devil, he's afraid of hamsters, candy men from alternate dimensions find him insanely attractive, the devil himself gave up a second chance at happiness to punch him in his stupid face.

i didn't say his name, but you instantly thought of zane ro'meave didn't you.

I mean truly no one is doing it quite like him.

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sobbing and crying zane needs to win or i will cry and if i try its abilist, transphobic and homophobic/j

😔 I’m so sorry about to hatecrime you with the results….. unless…. Well, shan’t we see come noon tomorrow

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Also feels compelled to draw denim skirt Charles now .. any other hcs you feel like sharing?

Oh man, ask me this on my main blog! I have plenty I think about Charles, but this just isn’t the blog for it.

This is the blog that is going to sleep for now tho!! I have reminders queued in the morning….. take care <3

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Hey everyone! Just came on here to say, accept and respect the greater shithole. Zane Ro’Meave was such a piece of shit, he used the arranged marriage his parents set up for his OLDER brother and then claimed Lady Irene (the supreme goddess he worships but actually hates) wanted it.

He than also used that to try to marry Lady Aphmau (Lord of Pheonixdrop) to gain political power. He also did not stay dead.

And you know that Lady Irene I mentioned? He secretly worships her ENEMY (that she smashed millenias ago) AND JOINED HIS SIDE AFTER DEATH.

He also had a whole ass mini army. It was called “The Jury of Nine”. And if you cared about your children while being one of the nine selected members? You would be brutally killed.

Oh you wanted to go to O’khasis? Yeah it moved. Why? Because Zane leaving fucked THE ENTIRE WORLD up. He was so corrupt that people just got used to it and when he left the world fell apart.

Also he’s emo and likes My Little Pony sooo-

THIS is real false prophet behavior. He is LITERALLY a false prophet in both ways (priest of the wrong god who LIED about being a priest of the true one. GIRL. The DOUBLE CROSS… amazing…)

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I need everyone on the fence about voting Kevin to look

I drew him as a catboy a bit ago. does this convince you. please tell me this convinces you pleasepkeasplea

He’s a delight to witness!!

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I'm finally deciding to contribute to the Zane propaganda, here's his wiki page vshhdhdjjd

https://aphmau.fandom.com/wiki/Zane

Zane Propaganda Part 3 (good lord)