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here are some wise words from our lord and savior, mags

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Whizzer sucked Marvin's dick on the school bus.

fuckin

going on a field trip. a long one so they get a coach bus and whizzer just gOES DOWN ONTO MARVIN. everyone around them is just like “yeah we’re used to it.”

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ummm the whizzer and trina both love marvel movies and they’re both sluts for the shows ESPECIALLY daredevil (self-projection uwu)

Whizzer is super excited for the pg-13 deadpool movie because Trina never let Jason see the first two, so now that there’s a pg-13 one, Trina can’t refuse to let Jason see it

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mendel is a tik tok bad boy

He is and you can’t change my mind

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I was at a school football game witg my friend and he just went “You know what would be better than this? Golf.” And tbh thats Marvin at a baseball game

hey i just died for a hot sec but honestly?? You’re right. Marvin is a slut for golf

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every time I think m***vin c**’t r**d is is over it gets punted right back through the window

Two references in one? wowzer. Marvin can’t read owo. Whizzer reads him a bedtime story every night because of it.

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marvin can’t read

dont tell mags, but between you and me, he cant.

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Marvin can fucking spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

what the FUCK does that word me. like ur right but what the F U C K

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im still a thing people send me some hcs and stuff smh

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MENDEL BOUGHT THE TKF MATCHING CLOUT GOGGLES FOR HANUKKAH

no he did NOT

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The tkf cried watching Coco (sorry this is self projection i just watched it and asdfghjkl)

Marvin was probably like “how is this movie sad??” Bc he’s a rock

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(this is me self-projecting but) mendel speaks in vine quotes

Don’t we all

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Mendel has this teacher he fucking hates and he tells him he's the cumshot his mother should've swallowed.

it’s his calculus teacher. sorry but mendel just really hates calculus. Whenever the teacher asks him a question, he always says it’s wrong when it’s right. but yeah thats true

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*trina catches marvin watching gay porn* Trina: why were you watching that! Marvin: PLEASE DONT TELL JAAASON Trina: TELL ME

but what if marvin was whizzer and he said not to tell marvin,,,,

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Charlotte: Want a trip bro- Whizzer: That's a cough drop. Charlotte: Want a fucking trip?

if we’re being honest, the next day marvin did the same thing and Whizzers like “I’m not having your shit.”

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Back when Marvin was closeted, I feel like he woulda been like "Pshhhhh, I'm straight." "Straight as a dick."

“God, dicks are straight when they’re erect. Im still straight!”

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trina, knocking on the door before just stepping inside: oh good, youre not busy whizzer, with his face painted white and applying clown make up with some black makeup product: actually, trina? i AM busy.

tag yourself I’m Whizzer. Thats a thing id do