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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

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Twitter has one thing still going for it and it's Chiitan, are y'all aware of Chiitan

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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.

We went there.

*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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nobody likes me because i laid my egg on the escalator and im endangered specie?

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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Transfem to Transmasc solitary must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.

Protect my boys.

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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Sodom and g'morning

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we are going to have to bring back “smex”

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