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I was gonna paint my pants today...but now I'm kinda nervous cus what if I fuck up cus I needa paint the base shape in white first and I've never painted stars before 😭

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WOW IM SO STUPID ANON WAS OFF IM SO SORRY IT'S ON NOW :')

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Honestly when I'm I gonna get dramatic love letters in my ask box that'd be great if a knightcore acc (either gender cus *swoon*) could just- serenade me with their words rq.

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I have alotta saved knightxprincess concepts (cus I wanna kiss an elegant girl atleast ONCE) in my drafts but most of ya like men so I'm kinda hesitant to post em and I'm just thinking of making a whole diff side blog for em.

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How many times do I gotta tell y'all, PLAYFUL PLATONIC FLIRTING AND HEALTHY POLYAMORY IS NOT CHEATING, Y'ALL ARE JUST TOXIC AS HELL N ACT LIKE YOUR PARTNER IS AN OBJECT TO OWN MEANWHILE YOU DON'T FUCKING COMMUNICATE YOUR INSECURITIIIIIIES. YOUR LACK OF COMMUNICATION IS THE ROOT OF YOUR JEALOUSY CUS YOUR PARTNER CAN'T FIX WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW.

Your partner isn't a god damn mind reader. Grow up and communicate or deal with the uncomfort that your partner has no idea about because you expect them to read your damn mind instead of talking it out with them.

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My ex: *talks shit n blocks me on main so I can't see it*

Also my ex: *REBLOGS STUFF FROM THIS SIDE ACC N KEEPS ME UNBLOCKED*

The audacity

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I just wanna kiss a knight dammit, it's been far too long since I've been dipped down and kissed adoringly.

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Your blog is so cute. I love the aesthetic of it.

Thank you!!

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I've rETURNED, heyo, your local prince is back.

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I just scrolled pretty far on your blog and god I wish any one of the simple folks the prince was in love with were me

:0 I haven't been on here in a while but that's adorable-

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Imagine having people crush on you 😳

Couldn't be me 😔

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Just imagine being the prince that the palace gardener is madly in love with, waiting for him to climb up to your balcony every night for a single tender kiss.

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I wish I was one of those popular blogs that gets anon asks that are confessions or love letters or just outright flirtation cus that would be really cute n wholesome n uGH

Boys this is your invitation to flirt with me it'd be very welcome

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In the mood to write gay love letters like I’m a prince writing letters to his beloved who has traveled miles and miles away on a adventure 💕

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The saddest thing about only being able to afford basic shipping is that...I have to go to a public event tomorrow and I can't show up with my face dewy, glowing, flushed and nearly perfect while wearing the elegant outfit I put together specifically to step in there like I rule an entire island or something. But NO express shipping was SIX DOLLARS MORE SO I DON'T HAVE THE MAKEUP I NEED FOR THAT CUS I COULDN'T AFFORD TO GO OVER 4 BUCKS FOR SHIPPING.

Now I gotta go in there unable to cover up my dark spots n the faceful of bumps I have and I can't hide the fact that I'm sleep deprived. God. Dammit.

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I just met the most pretty fuckin boy I've ever seen in my LIFE LIKE W O W HOLY SHIIIIIIT

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What if I sent you heartfelt love poems day after day without signing my name at the bottom and we grew closer and closer while you still didn’t know the true identity of the author; until one day I reveal to you that it was me all along and we run away together (and we are both boys)